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TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't believe Mr. Obama is from Kenya. He was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He doesn't have a single gold medal for running a marathon.

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Fartknocker's avatar

He's going to endorse Ron Paul?

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fuflans's avatar

that is one surprise i am very happy to have ruined.

though it's not like i'm going to be watching that crap anyway.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

But the rug really ties the.... no, that rug of his doesn't tie anything together, does it.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

He's crowning himself King (a la Napoleon), so run along now Mittens!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Damn... oh well, I gave up teaching drama a couple of years ago, so maybe I'm safe.

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fuflans's avatar

god almighty i would be so embarrassed to claim any affiliation with this party. i mean seriously, trump, bachmann, perry, newt gingrich, herman cain, paul pere et fils, walsh, barton, issa, king, gohmert, brewer, joe the plumber, our lady of grifting, that one witch, the entire states of FL, MS and TX and etc.

the closest thing we have is what? a couple of hetero sex scandals, john kerry on a boat, a renewable energy scandal and dennis kucinich.

how is this even a contest?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Big surprise huh. Well, in that case, it's not his wang.

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Fartknocker's avatar

George Bush wearing a cod piece and military flight suit on a aircraft carrier with a sign stating "Mission Accomplished?"

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

"Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you."

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ValiumNation's avatar

Trumps big surprise is that all the birds sucked into the massive engines of his Boeing 757 are used as mulch for the fairways of his Scottish golf course, only because he ran out of little children mulch, being hard to come by with the potato famine and all.

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