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Nice choir! Your band is great! Really good rhythm there Bishop!

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With the right Special K dose he won't see anything but lizard people and hear the rushing of blood through his ears. The skin rushes will be distracting.

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Ketamine is notoriously short acting.

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The Impact Network’s announcement of the visit is very careful to note, in caps and boldface, THIS IS NOT A TRUMP RALLY OR AN ENDORSEMENT, so...Trump on Saturday: "Today I was endorsed by the Blacks!"

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His popularity among African-Americans drops into negative numbers as pollsters discover his idiotic remarks about blacks are alienating white people as well.

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“He will then give an address to outline policies that will impact minorities and the disenfranchised in our country."Sure he will. He wouldn't know an actual policy if it kicked him in the balls.

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Balls?

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I was going to go with testicles but was afraid it would remind everyone of the Elmo joke....What's the last step in building a Tickle Me Elmo doll? They give it two test tickles.

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You can be black and Hispanic. Jus' sayin'.

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Nothing in that sentence implies that Hispanic people are black. It's the first time he's been in front of a primarily black audience since doing a lot of things.

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Stay out, Trump. We don't like your kind in these here parts of Detroit. We only like nice people. And that ain't you. So if you would ever so kindly Fuck Off, we would be ever so grateful. Much obliged.

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He's desperate at this point. Remember at the beginning of the campaign when he tried to meet with 50 black pastors and most of them fled in the opposite direction, when the story went public? Yeah, that happened.

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Poke salad? Nah, potato salad, but only if yo mama made it. Not everyone can make potato salad.

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