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I always picture cemeteries at "the home of the brave"..

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I've never read the actual play but I thought Godot actually existed.

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Drumpf has neither, just people who are either too stupid to see him, or people who are too afraid of the Clinton Boogeywoman.

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He's been calling for him ever since New York. Well before Bernie was even out of it. Which made me figure Haha was not so much for Bernie as he was against Clinton.

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After the election, for certain.

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Gawd, that vile man reminds me soooooooooo much of Goofus from "Goofus & Gallant."

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I could almost hear Shirley Bassey singing when I read that.

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And Mexico is going to pay for it.

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Oh ye of little faith! That very plan is currently making Kansas the economic envy of the world! OK, maybe some of the Third World countries. Fine then - North Korea.

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It is OK, Zippy. some people are just insensitive.

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He may have gotten communication skills in prison, but I'll bet he also has some awesome tattoos.

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Gallons, really?

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I think thread count of the sheets is also important. That wouldst allow our imagination to determine if the bed is upscale, or in a sleazy motel 6..

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If it were me, I'd leave it off my resume. Tell the interviewer I was hiking the Appalachian Trail for five months.

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I like Mexican food too.

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