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He won in David Brooks pants for doing that...it's a kind of victory.

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Live from the Oval Office, I mean live from Twitter , it is President of Twitter Donald J. Trump, President Twit. Nothing is as presidential as a Twitter war.

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I want to downvote this post solely because I want to downvote his punchable face but I know that isn't how it works.ETA: so I'll upvote ya, makes sense!

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Two men enter, no man leaves? That's different.

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The best part of the Tweet is : Bad!Juvenile but oh so funny!

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Posted before I saw your reply. I, too, get a kick out of the kicker at the end.

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That word reminds me of Judge Judy!

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it actually is mail fraud...sponsored with federal money...makes it a felony.....send cruz to prison...;) where he belongs with the other christian terrorists

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I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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You'd think Iowa's tourism department would want to avoid this sort of attention by not having the "first caucus".

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And I love you so much, I would create a newsletter just for you, but alas, I am dying (slowly) and my political energy is absorbed by voyeuristic googling. You'll have to settle for the lovely Wonkette.

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Everyone except Jeb! is going to gang up on Rubio in the next debate and stuff him into his locker.

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He wants a do-over because he just found out what the term "ground game" means in relation to Iowa.

Hey! Cut him some slack! He's new at this.

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Donald Trump is hilarious. But then so is Ted Cruz.

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That was a condition of Cheney when he was traveling as VP. Every teevee in his suite had to be turned on and tuned to Fox before he got there.

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It could only be done by an AS400-hole!

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