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Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Apple + Google = Belgium, > Russia

Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

More proof his brain stopped accepting input in the 70s, when a combination of leaving undergrowth and suppressing even little fires made the big fires worse

Opiwan's avatar

The energy that allows the conversion of the CO2 into long-chain carbon molecules by breaking C-O bonds and linking C-C bonds together comes from the sun. Without the sun, the carbon stays in the air and trees don't happen.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Beware the whomping willows, not to be confused with the whipping willows.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Oh wait, TREES turn SUNBEAMS into STORED ENERGY? Fake news...

Actually, yes. Trees turn air into stored energy. The sun is necessary, but does not add a single gram of weight to a tree.

james crubb's avatar

To Dump a forest is a incomplete golf course.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Too animate. I’d say lamp. I love lamp.

Zyxomma's avatar

Exactly. But a WHITE Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, because Obama.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas voted for him, so it was the fault of all that water. The wettest water on record.

Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

Seriously though, I think it's about goddamned time California stops sending tax money to Washington in order to subsidize Red states and keep the money for ourselves. It's obvious that Trump has his head so far up his ass that he thinks antagonizing California is a good idea.

Fifth largest economy in the world, Donny. Think about what you're saying.

James Smith's avatar

can someone please explain what having a "natural instinct" for science really means.