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Implying that he's as ignorant about baseball as he is about everything else.Hmm, thought that was a hanging offense in NYC.

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'Here's this morning's Trump quotes.''Give 'em to Todd in editing. See you after lunch.'

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Were you around for Take Back Our Fandom and Burned Furs? That was when I learned that the most vocal and vicious RWNJs could also be the most sexually twisted - and not in a good way either.

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But it's authentic rich guy babbling. Stupid peeples just loves that.

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Aulus Plautius?

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Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

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Err... you don't suppose his running for POTUS is how the Mob's calling in their markers, do you?

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Intellectual bulimia? Makes a depressing amount of sense.

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β™« We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when... β™«

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Son, when you talk about putting Rudy Giulia9/11 in charge of a committee to "study" the banning of Muslims, YOU HAVE PROPOSED BANNING MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are they both the same color, though?

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It's the New York accent. Instant gravitas!

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More significant is the fact Clinton has not made "presumptive nominee," yet, the conventions haven't been held, and it's not October.

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"Buyer's remorse" in this context indicates we've all paid for the same piece of shit, even if it was bought for us by someone else. It's hard to get a good schadenfreude on when we're all in the same boat. Plus some other mixed metaphor that means we're all fucked even if we tried not to be.

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Notes: First of all, that's all on point. But I noticed a couple things lately. Specific words need to be included, and usually more than once in a single breath: disaster, assume, radical (you did get that one), extreme, extremist, pathetic, (too) bad, they, them.Also, too, more than seven words before taking off on another thought is rare.

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Dunno. But I do know their fucking paws creep me out, even with as much admiration as I have for their lifestyle.

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