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That's not just coke that's a full on speedball.

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It was all the fault of her Publicist, Mary Barron.

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Yeah, I noticed he wasn't sniffing last night, too.

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Patrick Bateman-and did you see him react to being asked if he was running for office? God Forbid

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He can't run for office without his daddy hogging the spotlight. Were he to win, Cinnamon Hitler would be Furious... Huh, maybe Junior should run for office!

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"unbelievable", in the sense of "not credible" or "are you fucking kidding me?

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we'll see about that " other than being the propaganda arm of the GOP/national incubus." from this distance it looks more like the propaganda arm of the establishment wing of the GOP, not a straight-up journalistic enterprise; not as long as O'Reilly, Hannity, Douchey and the rest are still filling time slots.

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his sniffs were always just before or after a particularly audacious lie

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Also, he would contradict and interrupt them, because of course he would.

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Benito? ("Little Benny")

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Agree heartily. I live in New York where there is no early voting, something I find insane in this day and age. Has to change.

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Poor Jr. sees the gravy train pulling out of the station. He may just have to actually work for a living.

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"...(were we able to pick “NATO” out of that hypersonic word stream?), but who can even tell, our earballs do not work that fast."

Gold.

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Oooh! Good point!

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OT, a little, but what is with the trump boys and their 1990's, greasy, slick back, "Wolf of Wall Street" hair style? Christ, if they tripped and fell on their heads outside Trump Towers, they wouldn't stop sliding down 5th Ave until they hit Washington Park.

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