so presidential We would never be so naïve as to suggest we've reached "Peak Donald Trump." But at a rally in North Carolina on Tuesday, he spat words out of his apple-headed vagina mouth that, when strung together, sure do tie a lot of the overarching themes of his campaign together with a bow. First, the quote, then we will quickly dissect it:
Like Groundhog Day?According to precise calculations, (I read it on the internet) to get it right as in the movie, it takes 12,403 times. Whew, I gonna need a bigger glass.
one of my several ex-brothers-in-law just triumphantly announced that he has posted a picture of "Christians for Donald Trump" to the Book of Faces. My sister, his ex-wife, has a page there just full of Drumpfian propaganda, including the happy announcement that her current inamoratus has ordered Red (MAGA) Hats for both of them. I can only hope that they are not planning to bring the hats with them next week, when they come up from NC for my father's funeral; just how the hell to deal with that shit.....other than simply demanding that they leave, i don't know. Will not have that filth in the house, even though the will leaves it to all four siblings equally.
All time favorite trump quote goes something like "and if they ever get up there, they'll really be in trouble because there's no way to get down!"Short pause "Well, maybe a rope."
Yes. Very good.
Yes, and you won't need spark plugs anymore!
Was this the "buggy whip" movie?
Unfortunately if Trump is elected I'm afraid there will be many lined up and shot against . . .the Wall.
That Moran got a brain.
Walls aren't impenetrable. Which is just the big ol wtf are you a idiot argument to everyone touting walls for everything.
Other People, of course, TBDL
it's just more Underpants Gnomes economics, the kind that made Deadbeat Don such a big shining success
Like Groundhog Day?According to precise calculations, (I read it on the internet) to get it right as in the movie, it takes 12,403 times. Whew, I gonna need a bigger glass.
Well, Trump U did teach them something! A lesson they'll never forget.
one of my several ex-brothers-in-law just triumphantly announced that he has posted a picture of "Christians for Donald Trump" to the Book of Faces. My sister, his ex-wife, has a page there just full of Drumpfian propaganda, including the happy announcement that her current inamoratus has ordered Red (MAGA) Hats for both of them. I can only hope that they are not planning to bring the hats with them next week, when they come up from NC for my father's funeral; just how the hell to deal with that shit.....other than simply demanding that they leave, i don't know. Will not have that filth in the house, even though the will leaves it to all four siblings equally.
Will that be before or after the Al-Saud's enforcers break Donnie's kneecaps?
Sheesh! Even if you don't know that, a person with a rudimentary grasp of American history could guess the correct answer.
It's yours. I prefer Orange Brain Cloud.
All time favorite trump quote goes something like "and if they ever get up there, they'll really be in trouble because there's no way to get down!"Short pause "Well, maybe a rope."
Jewish people! This should go well.