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No matter how cynical you think you are, you aren't cynical enough.

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Some people cannot cope with being wrong. The more wrong they are, the more they insist they weren't. http://www.patheos.com/blog...

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Shit, if I could have gotten 100,000 or so to vote for Hillary in Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Michigan I damn well would have.

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Pretty much, yeah. Also too he still thinks they're the hellholes of the Escape From New York/LA movies.

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GoldenGateNPS hasn't got the memo:https://twitter.com/GoldenG..."2016 was the hottest year on record for the 3rd year in a row. Check out this @NASA & @NOAA report" https://www.nasa.gov/press-...

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Surely you do not think accepting the Bushes is the worst of our sins (cf. Cruz, et al.).

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I agree completely with Herr Trump that massiv voter fraud occurred. How else did he get elected?

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Oh, no, it's a long list.

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Just yesterday, I was saying that you know shops where they have a sign, X accident-free days, or X days since the last accident? That we needed one of "days of Trumpolini rule, and then days since mainstream media called him a liar.

Ah, friends, Ah'm here ta tell ya that the WaPo has a "Recidivist column"... that is exactly that.

https://www.washingtonpost....

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I would say meth spots, but that does not explain the obesity.

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Just like Reagan. A Hollywood actor, from CA, who pretends to be a cowboy, whose wife is straight So Cal New Age. They're a Pasadena couple. But ratfucking works, I guess.

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Will you be keeping your Toad in the Hole, sir?

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sorry, I automatically assume I'm guilty of being a dick whether I was or not. I think I am chipless though.

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I'm giving him three months, but I tend to be overly generous.

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Full disclosure: I can be something of a taskmaster in the shop. Others less charitably say "tyrant".

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before Medicare/Medicaid hospice disembowelment, they should plumb that resource for data, as in: Of all the patients you have selflessly served over the past decades, how many included 'Please remember to take my name off the voting rolls' in their dying declaration? That should account for several million of these felonious miscreants.

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