In what is undoubtedly the YOOGEST news since the last time Donald Trump said anything, Donald Trump hinted today on Fox & Friends that the situation in Washington has become so intolerable, what with the fraud and the lying and the dishonesty and the Obamacare that
He's such a Serious Ponderer of Ponderous Pondery Things. It's a good thing no innocent children or grandmothers were trying to cross the street while I rushed out to take his Very Ambitious Political Ambitions seriously, or I might have faced a terrible moral dilemma.
I thought I wanted a pony, but now I know this is what I really want. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease run, Mr. T.!!!! 'Merca needs you!
He's such a Serious Ponderer of Ponderous Pondery Things. It's a good thing no innocent children or grandmothers were trying to cross the street while I rushed out to take his Very Ambitious Political Ambitions seriously, or I might have faced a terrible moral dilemma.
"When I look at the gross incompetence, I think I will fit right in."
I thought I wanted a pony, but now I know this is what I really want. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease run, Mr. T.!!!! 'Merca needs you!
Weasel-haired, raisin-dicked, pathological blowhard liar says what now?
Hold on there, Pardner! We're going to have to see the rug's long-form. I hear that it's actually Alpaca wool from Peru.
And serving it back to us piping hot in a large cup with the name "Sue-Jesse" scrawled on it.