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Jared James's avatar

He's such a Serious Ponderer of Ponderous Pondery Things. It's a good thing no innocent children or grandmothers were trying to cross the street while I rushed out to take his Very Ambitious Political Ambitions seriously, or I might have faced a terrible moral dilemma.

PubOption's avatar

"When I look at the gross incompetence, I think I will fit right in."

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I thought I wanted a pony, but now I know this is what I really want. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease run, Mr. T.!!!! 'Merca needs you!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Weasel-haired, raisin-dicked, pathological blowhard liar says what now?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Hold on there, Pardner! We're going to have to see the rug's long-form. I hear that it's actually Alpaca wool from Peru.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And serving it back to us piping hot in a large cup with the name "Sue-Jesse" scrawled on it.