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He's such a Serious Ponderer of Ponderous Pondery Things. It's a good thing no innocent children or grandmothers were trying to cross the street while I rushed out to take his Very Ambitious Political Ambitions seriously, or I might have faced a terrible moral dilemma.

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"When I look at the gross incompetence, I think I will fit right in."

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I thought I wanted a pony, but now I know this is what I really want. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease run, Mr. T.!!!! 'Merca needs you!

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Weasel-haired, raisin-dicked, pathological blowhard liar says what now?

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Hold on there, Pardner! We're going to have to see the rug's long-form. I hear that it's actually Alpaca wool from Peru.

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And serving it back to us piping hot in a large cup with the name "Sue-Jesse" scrawled on it.

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