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"And I’ve done that with a number of the other young ladies, where I’ve saved their job,” he said. “And you know what happened? Look what I get out of it. I get nothing,” Trump added.

What did Drumpflethinskin expect to "get out of it"? Nookie?

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San Antonio doesn't have a women's jail. They have women's units housed within the city and county jails.

None of the Texas women's prisons are in San Antonio, either. Five are near Waco. The other three are near Houston.

Please try again.

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Pshaw. Texas can assure you that Aqua Net has been creating hair like that for 60 years.

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There's a gif for that:

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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Miss Piggy was body shaming. Miss Housekeeping was for sure because she is Latina.

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Evan, how could you be *so* wrong? Trump can't step on his dick... remember his fingers?

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The fact that he handed this young lady a rope and then belittled her and forced her to exercise in front of the press and she didn't just immediately turn and start hitting him with said rope is what I call having a "good" temperament.

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They don't. They want him to "represent" them. They think that the only honest response to their deluded take on current events is to completely lose one's shit, so they are backing a guy who is extremely good at losing his shit. Strategic calculations do not enter into it in any way, shape, or form.

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Whew. You had me goin' there for a sec.

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Randy Rainbow, y'all: http://juanitajean.com/juan...

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I'm a proofreader, and I approve this message.

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Worship.

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Ceci LIBELZ!!!!1!!!!!!!

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So ... you're on the Republican Diet?

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