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Reasons Obama is the BEST for not going to the march in Paris.

1. FRANCE.

Duh!

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It probably is true that the whole world is against Trump. I just didn't realize that one could collect on that.

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Vagisil is suing Trump for copyright infringement.

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My ass is available for a Rubio tattoo. No need for an O--just read between the lines.

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"Your honour, it's Donald Fucking Trump, c'mon!"

"Case dismissed!"

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You sure that's not already a Palin kid?

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The Cosby Show hasn't been ruined for me because I always hated it. Smug and humourless.

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Better a Bush than a Christie on your face.

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It appears that Trump has sued over airport noise before, and was paid off with some land for a golf course. If it worked once, why not try again?

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I'd like to sue Donald Trump for being Donald Trump, which I find incredibly offensive and annoying.

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Yes. His Creditors.

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They're probably confusing his hair with a wind sock.

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On the hotel’s Fifty Shades of Gray package… Just what we need, another buffet.

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FTW

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Someobody needs to do a scorecard of all the lawsuits Donnie has filed over the years, showing how many he's won (zero, more or less) and how many have been thrown out of court by exasperated judges (all of them, more or less.)

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I know he thinks the airport is just blimping him out, but it's plane he's feeling rather dirigible today

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