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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Reasons Obama is the BEST for not going to the march in Paris.

1. FRANCE.

Duh!

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

It probably is true that the whole world is against Trump. I just didn't realize that one could collect on that.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Vagisil is suing Trump for copyright infringement.

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schmannity's avatar

My ass is available for a Rubio tattoo. No need for an O--just read between the lines.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"Your honour, it's Donald Fucking Trump, c'mon!"

"Case dismissed!"

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

You sure that's not already a Palin kid?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The Cosby Show hasn't been ruined for me because I always hated it. Smug and humourless.

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schmannity's avatar

Better a Bush than a Christie on your face.

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PubOption's avatar

It appears that Trump has sued over airport noise before, and was paid off with some land for a golf course. If it worked once, why not try again?

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dslindc's avatar

I'd like to sue Donald Trump for being Donald Trump, which I find incredibly offensive and annoying.

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schmannity's avatar

Yes. His Creditors.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

They're probably confusing his hair with a wind sock.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

On the hotel’s Fifty Shades of Gray package… Just what we need, another buffet.

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schmannity's avatar

FTW

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Someobody needs to do a scorecard of all the lawsuits Donnie has filed over the years, showing how many he's won (zero, more or less) and how many have been thrown out of court by exasperated judges (all of them, more or less.)

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I know he thinks the airport is just blimping him out, but it's plane he's feeling rather dirigible today

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