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It already has a theme song!

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Probably for the best, people shouldn't travel to the US right now anyway.

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Under trumprule, the G-7 will be renamed to the G-0 until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

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You'll have to ask us about that.

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This reminds me of these people https://uploads.disquscdn.c... .

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And Poo, too.

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Yep, we’re 🇨🇦 closed to nonessential travel from the US. What could be more nonessential than Trump?

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Trump will form his own G7 with his real friends: Putin, Kim, Erdogan, Dutarte, Bolsonaro, and Victor von Doom.

With blackjack and hookers!

Make the G7 great again!

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Ha!! Yes!

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And they didn't believe him.

He announced in 1939 that "if there is another war in Europe, it will mean the Vernichtung (annihilation) of the Jewish people."

He meant what he said, and they thought it was a metaphor, or a joke, or whatever excuse is dragged out for Trump's verbal diarrhoea.

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Will need a golden shower act to make it the greatest ever.

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G-Just-Us-2

I wonder how Will Smith's "Just the Two of Us" sounds translated into Russian.

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He can hold a summit in Russia after the election with Putin, the ever popular president of Belarus, and assorted dick taters.

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Special Guest Eric von Zipper!https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Is that why my cat is doing that? Dammit. Another trip to the vet.

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actually, he should.

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