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Happy thought of the day: At least he doesn't have a beloved dog to poison.

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Even Donald Trump's mother did that look better.

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or donald trump, eastern european corruption fighter

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Or, OMG, I've got one! Donald Trump, President of the Unite. . . oh, wait. Never mind.

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Bedbug at Mar a Lago 2020 - Better Than Trump

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Yes thanks for that clarification. Two Presidents have in fact been impeached - Johnson and Clinton. Nixon bailed before the house voted on the Judiciary Committee's finding. Michael Steele in a Republican - who let bumper stickers be published that said "D-Maryland" when he was running for the Senate, as a Republican, several years ago. Why they go to him for any reality is ridiculous.

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Wow. Interesting catch. Well, watch his next rally to see if he does that asinine self-clapping when he's introduced.

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By "workaholic" they mean he starts scheming from the time he wakes up until the time he lays his overly-coiffured head on the pillow.

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But.. did you see Devin Nunes’ face during Dr Hill’s summation? Have you seen and heard Rudy’s expositions on his insurance policy? Some things are just too good to rush.

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But do you know where your stapler is right now?

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Yes! Been waiting for this to catch on.

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Don’t they call her Maryland Melania now?

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From what I understand, she lives in Maryland with Baron and her parents. To be close to Baron's school, don't 'cha know.

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Donald Trump, savvy businessman.

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You spent some good time with"it?" There's not an ounce of humanity in that bloated carcass.

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The more he stays in the residence, the less I have to see his orange face, Just for Men hair, and listen to his stupidness.

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