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Well, there's this:

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Wow. If they'd use that instead of little bread squares, I might go to communion.

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"True-life cast?" I doubt that...it has to be at least 3x life size.

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♬ You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine.

All mine, all mine, all mine.

All mine, all mine, all mine. ♬

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If tubas are outlawed only outlaws will have tubas

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The most interesting thing about the game in Milwaukee was watching the blizzard through the outfield window wall

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A self-confessed germaphobe, Trump doesn’t even like to push a ground floor elevator button because it’s been tapped by so many people. - lifezette.Some stud. For all his leering inuendo, I imagine his sex life is something like clinical.

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*tucks five dollar bill into her garter* Thanks, now I'm in brain lock...

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Disrespecting MoDo may be the first sensible thing Trump has done in years.

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30 years ago, it was a Miami thing.

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How so?

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Gotta tip the private dancers. You did mention the sprawled on the floor pics :P

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I appreciated the competition. I'm sorry that you're poor...

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Get your bump dumped at Trump!

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Do they still give away those Trump-hand sized bats to the first 2000 fans?

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♫...I know I like dancin' with you

And I know what you like

I know you like dancin' with me

Yeah, yeah ♫

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