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Cap'n Kickass's avatar

Well, there's this:

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nightmoth's avatar

Wow. If they'd use that instead of little bread squares, I might go to communion.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

"True-life cast?" I doubt that...it has to be at least 3x life size.

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Querolous's avatar

♬ You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine.

All mine, all mine, all mine.

All mine, all mine, all mine. ♬

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Querolous's avatar

If tubas are outlawed only outlaws will have tubas

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Querolous's avatar

The most interesting thing about the game in Milwaukee was watching the blizzard through the outfield window wall

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

A self-confessed germaphobe, Trump doesn’t even like to push a ground floor elevator button because it’s been tapped by so many people. - lifezette.Some stud. For all his leering inuendo, I imagine his sex life is something like clinical.

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Mark in the IE's avatar

*tucks five dollar bill into her garter* Thanks, now I'm in brain lock...

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Brendan_M's avatar

Disrespecting MoDo may be the first sensible thing Trump has done in years.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

30 years ago, it was a Miami thing.

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Mark in the IE's avatar

How so?

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Mark in the IE's avatar

Gotta tip the private dancers. You did mention the sprawled on the floor pics :P

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Mark in the IE's avatar

I appreciated the competition. I'm sorry that you're poor...

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Get your bump dumped at Trump!

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Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

Do they still give away those Trump-hand sized bats to the first 2000 fans?

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Mark in the IE's avatar

♫...I know I like dancin' with you

And I know what you like

I know you like dancin' with me

Yeah, yeah ♫

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