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nightmoth's avatar

Wow. If they'd use that instead of little bread squares, I might go to communion.

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

"True-life cast?" I doubt that...it has to be at least 3x life size.

Querolous's avatar

♬ You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine.

All mine, all mine, all mine.

All mine, all mine, all mine. ♬

Querolous's avatar

If tubas are outlawed only outlaws will have tubas

Querolous's avatar

The most interesting thing about the game in Milwaukee was watching the blizzard through the outfield window wall

Paperless Tiger's avatar

A self-confessed germaphobe, Trump doesn’t even like to push a ground floor elevator button because it’s been tapped by so many people. - lifezette.Some stud. For all his leering inuendo, I imagine his sex life is something like clinical.

Mark in the IE's avatar

*tucks five dollar bill into her garter* Thanks, now I'm in brain lock...

Brendan_M's avatar

Disrespecting MoDo may be the first sensible thing Trump has done in years.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

30 years ago, it was a Miami thing.

Mark in the IE's avatar

Gotta tip the private dancers. You did mention the sprawled on the floor pics :P

Mark in the IE's avatar

I appreciated the competition. I'm sorry that you're poor...

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Get your bump dumped at Trump!

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

Do they still give away those Trump-hand sized bats to the first 2000 fans?

Mark in the IE's avatar

♫...I know I like dancin' with you

And I know what you like

I know you like dancin' with me

Yeah, yeah ♫