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Trump has no sense of humor and a massively inflated ego. Of course he doesn't understand the humorous nature of Mitt's action. To him it is a public embarrassment and he would truly die rather than be laughed at.

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Trump: Stop reading my stupid, negative tweets! It's embarrassing...

Born to loose

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ET pops one hella sack...

http://www.pakwheels.com/fo...

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But isn't it weird how on Mormon Star Trek, all the female crew members look like sisters?https://youtu.be/4n2dGwYcp9k

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No, that's my life...https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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He got stuck inside an Ohio Safeway debating the automatic door opener..

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You can't put a tie factory in Jamaica, Dave. They're always smoking those HUGE cigarettes or whatever they call it down there. Playing the boom boom music. You can't understand them, Dave. Get up, stand up? Too many coffee breaks, Dave. It's horrible...https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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Delish! A slightly bitter, oaky aftertaste with just a hint of taint...https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Elitist!

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The bear was just hungry for Mexican

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At least...

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That Derringer tie clip Trump wears could piss a real New Yawker off, pal

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Gong show host was always coked up?

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That's a nice dress you're wearing tonight, sweetheart. It'll look good scrunched up in a ball on my floor

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French fry bobbing is an American tradition

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Prices may vary, depending on skin color...

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