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He did have that "fake Obama" guy all lined up for what promised to be a YOOOOGELY tasteless and offensive skit, with a punch-line that Ray (hey, you see that, Stevie?) Charles could see coming from a month away, but some GOP high-muckamuck (unfortunately) had the barest shred of decency needed to see the awfulness of the whole exercise.

I'm sure it would have virtually locked the win for Obama; it's just too bad that a GOPper saw it as well.

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At least you got a river. I got nuttin' but traffic -- and the fucker probably moves around in a goddam motorcade that runs red lights at will, like lots of Bloomie's buddies do.

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I dunno - "Duke of Cornwall" sounds like it might have at least two meanings...

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It's still a reasonable aggregator, if you ignore the side-crap and can tolerate the click-bait headlines. And burn most of their "health and wellness" stuff with fire.

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Perhaps she was being hipster-ironic.

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I think he was talking about Thump.

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Souls?

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Even fancy genetics can't always save you from teh stoopid. We're all vulnerable to wanting there to be a <i>reason</i> for everything bad.

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Hey, their ground water has the lowest pH in the nation! Surely that's something to be proud of.

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It's a question of degree.

Also too, <a href="http:\/\/www.balloon-juice.com\/2012\/05\/08\/stay-classy-west-virginia-democrats\/" target="_blank">what pretense</a>?

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Try having only the East River and half the length of the LIE. *Shudder*.

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I think I just filled in step two of my genius plan for world domination:

1. Choose blog handle 2. ??? 3. Profit!

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"I don't want to have to choose between the lesser of two evils."

Correct response: "Tough shit, you do have to."

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I appreciate how you show off that English major with French ;)

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Wouldn't that be more of an implant than a transplant?

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"Go all Earl of Gloucester..." I had to look that up. (Wasn't the Earl the victim, however?)

Anyways, I looked at the photo on the link. Yikes! Is that what happens if you gaze on a naked Ann Coulter?

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