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Paul Ryan is beating a path to the medicine cabinet where he keeps his migraine pills.

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Chef: "First, get lots of bleach...."

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Not to mention the boomlet in piñata sales from all the Trump piñatas they're making like mad. Funniest damn thing I ever heard of.I guess Trump, like most Norteamercanos, has no idea what a bunch of over-the-top smartasses Mexicans can be when suitably inspired!

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That's pretty perfect Goebbels-speak. These fascists have learned their lessons well! (I call Godwin on myself)

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Corey Booker........a side benefit would be all the crazy RW nutjobs blathering about Hillary's Wild Mandingo Sex Toy....

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NOTHING is beyond wondering about anymore, Trump has been such a flamboyant liar that he's numbing us all.I'd believe ANYTHING about him by now, if he said it was daytime I'd go look out the window!

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How do you spell "Schadenfreude"? (S'okay, my phone nose)

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And Hillary's awesome rant the other day was the opening salvo!And the salvos of sixteen-inch shells raining down on his superstructure is going to be non-stop, Hillary has a dozen surrogates and allies who'll ALL shell the fuck out of Trump on a rotating basis, and no one from the Thug Party is backing him up the same way, the incompetant idiot is really on his own!

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Yeah, then the Thugs appoint Ryan the candidate and he beats Clinton. Careful what you want, we might get it!

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Mexicano, mi amigo.

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And hope his quantum state is dead.

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All white jury of white male billionaires con artists. Orange power! Orange power!

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Gotta agree with him there.

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Trump will get the Hispanic vote out, bigtime. Just not in the way he would like.

Keep your eyes on NM, NV, AZ, CO, and yes, even TX, swing states all.

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For the zillionth time: We are trying to get back a Senate Dem majority. The last thing Clinton should do is move Sanders out of the Senate into a useless job like VP, And unless he really is a moron,* he would not accept the offer. Ditto Warren,

This is not rocket science,

*Jury's still out.

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Some acknowledged peers: Jimmy Swaggart, Bernie Madoff, Ken Lay, Jim Bakker, Jordan Belfort, etc... Of course, most are in jail and/or are convicted felons, so sitting on a jury will not be an option.

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