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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Trumpettte is so proud that he made Obama reveal a document that told us absolutely nothing we didn't already know. Nothing we didn't already know. It's his greatest accomplishment.

(Can't wait to learn the "unbelievable" things his crack team found in Hawaii!)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/politics\/2011-04-25-trump-president-poll.htm" target="_blank">Gallup poll:</a> <i>"...[only] 43% say [Trump] definitely was born here"</i>

jqheywood's avatar

What about "precious bodily fluids?"

jqheywood's avatar

Hey, don't disparage ballast-americans.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

We sleep in, and we miss all the fisting.

chascates's avatar

TRUMP: I have a great company, I’ve done a great job which I’ve run you’ll see what a great job because I’ll do a full disclosure of finances.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Including tax returns?

TRUMP:<b> Maybe I’ll do the tax returns when Obama does his birth certificate.</b>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>Now, how can we shore up Palin's credentials?</i>

There aren't enough timbers, pipes, sonotubes, or scaffolding to shore up that abortive 'tard.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

But Donald, why should the media stop asking you about his birth certificate, when Obama has just handed you a glorious opportunity to double down on the crazy?

fuflans's avatar

ahh skoalboy we've missed your subtle charm and trenchant analysis.

fuflans's avatar

if he didn't hit all of our posts, he'd have to go back to minding the tilt-a-whirl.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"The Birth Certificate is here!

"The Birth Certificate is here!"

- Thank you Steve Martin

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Barry...you folded too soon! There was so much more craziness you could have wrung out of this. Every day would have brought us more and better insanity until say a month before the election. By that time, even the crazies in this country would have been embarrassed by Trump's actions.

At the very least, you should have insisted that Trump appear in public without his hair done first.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obama released a document that said what was so plainly obvious to anyone who spent a minute or two thinking about it. But it wasn't obvious to Trumpette. He's not the brightest bulb in the tulip patch is he.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hey, this is a fun game. I think we should get Trump to hunt down bin Laden.

(I still want to know the "unbelievable" things his investigators found in Hawaii. Because if it's anything other than "he was born here", it is now OFFICIALLY unbelievable.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

It's sad the media whores like Trump can't use their money and influence to bring attention to things that are actually important, such as the Royal Wedding.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I now know what it looks and sounds like when an ego has an orgasm.