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Yep, he pretty much wants to argue about anything he doesn't understand.

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"For me, I walked in, I didn't feel good. A short 24 hours later I was feeling great"

I knew a guy who used to say "I didn't feel good, I walked into the crackhouse. A short 24 seconds later I was feeling GREAT!"

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“Abidyuh, Abidyuh, Abidyuh— thats Regeneron folks!”

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Can’t wait till Precednent CoVid gets to try oxy.

“This shit you’ve got to try it it’s the cure I’m telling you! WAYYYY better than adderal!”

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He's looking more and more like a rotting Jack o' lantern.

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He sounds like he's hawking Thighmasters.

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I heard from "people" that Dump has been using Mary Kay since the 80's.

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Don Jr. approves this plan.

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A classic!

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Jumper cables also work.

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Call now...order in the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in 1,000 doses of hydroxychloroquine - you pay only $9.95 in shipping and handling!

https://youtu.be/2g6ZzjnMwqI

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No refunds.

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"SED-A-GIVE?!!!"

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Let's have several lines radiating out from his grave in all directions, to better handle the crowds.

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Ball's in your court, Karma.

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