Did you know Donald "The Dildo" Trump also has a line of crappy men's accessories? Apparently true! And you would never ever see such things in real life unless you worked in accounting at some used car dealership in Ocean City, Maryland. But, if for some reason you know one of those CostCo shoppers who legitimately "looks up" to Donald Trump and buys those snake-oil books that never seem to mention how Trump was born rich and
Live like him? I can't afford to borrow money from those people. The vig would finish me. Still I like your style. Upfist.
gaw! why are so many republicans just GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS?!?!?!
He <i>sells</i> communist ties. Big difference.
We can&#039;t say &quot;crappy&quot; on wonkette anymore?!? Shit. Can we still say &quot;trumpy&quot; instead?
Trump is Andy Kaufman? This would explain much. I can see it now. Right before Trump is sworn in he breaks out in a killer impersonation of Elvis.
SHOW US YOUR SCALP!
I kinda feel sorry for China if Trumpette is the best Manchurian candidate they can field.
Dui bu qi. Forgive us China. The shame is ours for thinking of him as our own.