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102415's avatar

Live like him? I can't afford to borrow money from those people. The vig would finish me. Still I like your style. Upfist.

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fuflans's avatar

gaw! why are so many republicans just GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS?!?!?!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He <i>sells</i> communist ties. Big difference.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

We can't say "crappy" on wonkette anymore?!? Shit. Can we still say "trumpy" instead?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Trump is Andy Kaufman? This would explain much. I can see it now. Right before Trump is sworn in he breaks out in a killer impersonation of Elvis.

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chascates's avatar

SHOW US YOUR SCALP!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I kinda feel sorry for China if Trumpette is the best Manchurian candidate they can field.

Dui bu qi. Forgive us China. The shame is ours for thinking of him as our own.

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