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kev's avatar

who you calling a roach?

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Doug Langley's avatar

Curse Disqus!!!! Your comment didn't show when I wrote that!!

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AB316's avatar

The only thing they're good for is satisfying catholic guilt when you need lunch on a Friday during lent.

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Pehryn's avatar

The red juice coming out of steak, even rare steak, is not blood. It is a protein called myoglobin.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Bear in mind we're talking about a guy whose idea of gourmet delicacy is meatloaf with ketchup.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Pretty much, then throw in the Irish part and you got a trifecta!

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kev's avatar

where do i collect my winnings?

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Spatula Hands 2.0's avatar

I'm sorry Pinkham, but you will always be wrong about Chicago pizza. Fight me.

Everything else is spot on.

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Spatula Hands 2.0's avatar

This is why God invented folding, and also paper plates that provide support.

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Skadi's avatar

When I say thin and floppy, I mean you can't even pick them up when folded. And using the plate means you have to hold it over your head because the bit of pizza sticking over the edge dangles limply and is in danger of falling off.

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Merle-Morrigan's avatar

mmmmmm. . .big ol' biscuits of ultimate yummmmm

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Tobias B. Santa's avatar

Of course not. I love my worm. It loves me. It loves to spread spores. We should worship the worm now that we've put points into obsessive behavior. Oh yeah, that's it. So glad we've upgraded to Devotion. *pleased sigh*

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SpideySenser's avatar

From the collection plate.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Why in the name of all that is scrumptious would anyone do that to pizza? When you eat pizza like that you literally do not like pizza.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

That is also known as "Pittsburgh Style." We had customers whose order specified "kill it," damn their eyes, and we also had a customer who wanted us to send his steak out "walking."

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Mmmmmmm blood sausage.

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