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nanuq1's avatar

Wait, that was Romney

nanuq1's avatar

That's kinda like firing at Will, but much more peaceful.

nanuq1's avatar

My 83 year old brother carries a 21 handicap. I never came close to that, but he's played a hell of a lot more than I have.

RickK's avatar

¡Por supuesto, товарищ!

Jim's avatar

Not forgetting that the Secret Service has ordered $45,000 worth of golf carts for Mr Brain Dead Trump .

Teto85's avatar

LOL That's a good one.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He ain't golfing this summer, unless he really, really wants the Louis & Marie treatment. Shit has not come close to hitting the fan.

Also too, how many golf carts could the S.S. have BOUGHT for $420K?

KevinShinn's avatar

You can’t spell “dignitary” without M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M-D-I-C-K. Or at least I can’t anyway.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

I'm betting that if they can walk fast they would get away from that lard ass.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Ok, totally OT. The state of Delaware is stopping cars at the Pennsylvania state line and checking where the drivers are going. I think you can drive through, via I 95 but they are not encouraging people to stay in state.Allen Funt=Nostradamus.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Trump played golf once during March. Cue the NYTimes "The month Trump became President" stories in 3...2...1....

julebud's avatar

Hopefully Orange Stupidus with get Coronavirus!