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nanuq1's avatar

But Then, Pence

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nanuq1's avatar

Wait, that was Romney

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nanuq1's avatar

That's kinda like firing at Will, but much more peaceful.

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nanuq1's avatar

My 83 year old brother carries a 21 handicap. I never came close to that, but he's played a hell of a lot more than I have.

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RickK's avatar

¡Por supuesto, товарищ!

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Jim's avatar

Not forgetting that the Secret Service has ordered $45,000 worth of golf carts for Mr Brain Dead Trump .

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Teto85's avatar

LOL That's a good one.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He ain't golfing this summer, unless he really, really wants the Louis & Marie treatment. Shit has not come close to hitting the fan.

Also too, how many golf carts could the S.S. have BOUGHT for $420K?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dunno, but it certainly sounds on-brand.

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KevinShinn's avatar

You can’t spell “dignitary” without M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M-D-I-C-K. Or at least I can’t anyway.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Yes - it was (r)Money.

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

I'm betting that if they can walk fast they would get away from that lard ass.

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Ok, totally OT. The state of Delaware is stopping cars at the Pennsylvania state line and checking where the drivers are going. I think you can drive through, via I 95 but they are not encouraging people to stay in state.Allen Funt=Nostradamus.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Trump played golf once during March. Cue the NYTimes "The month Trump became President" stories in 3...2...1....

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julebud's avatar

Hopefully Orange Stupidus with get Coronavirus!

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