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Mavenmaven's avatar

The GOP, party of corruption. The Greedy Old Party.

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BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

There's enough bleach blond in that group to start a small Superfund site.

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ThanksSatan's avatar

His liability is at least $750 million.

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What's this,  mold?'s avatar

He has worked?

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What's this,  mold?'s avatar

GOOD ONE!!!

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Well he got money from daddy and scammed a lot of people out of money.

This is from before the election so it doesnt have any from after he took office.

https://www.usatoday.com/pa...

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efoveks's avatar

I found it clever. :D

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

They're out breeding us, that's why they're winning. They have four kids, while we have zero or maybe one.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. Just what I expected, but he is wealthier than I thought. Unless he's not.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Greedy Old Patriarchs. That's moar betterer, IMHO.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Not ISO standard

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I think we will find that his liabilities are actually higher, just tied up in litigation.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Merci mille fois.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Nope, he wouldn't.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Better yet, don't clutter it, just leave a space, or if necessary use a simple colon.

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