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Mavenmaven's avatar

The GOP, party of corruption. The Greedy Old Party.

BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

There's enough bleach blond in that group to start a small Superfund site.

ThanksSatan's avatar

His liability is at least $750 million.

Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Well he got money from daddy and scammed a lot of people out of money.

This is from before the election so it doesnt have any from after he took office.

https://www.usatoday.com/pa...

efoveks's avatar

I found it clever. :D

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

They're out breeding us, that's why they're winning. They have four kids, while we have zero or maybe one.

Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. Just what I expected, but he is wealthier than I thought. Unless he's not.

HooverVilles's avatar

Greedy Old Patriarchs. That's moar betterer, IMHO.

Incoming Ham's avatar

I think we will find that his liabilities are actually higher, just tied up in litigation.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Better yet, don't clutter it, just leave a space, or if necessary use a simple colon.