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Feet2Fire   πŸ‘£2πŸ”₯'s avatar

Why don't you "wonkettes" get off your sanctimonious high horse and find something ELSE to write about, besides "racist Trump" and "all-glorious Hillary"?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Like I keep saying - it only makes sense to cut out the middle man.

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Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

He originally thought that she was from Georgia, the old Soviet Republic, that's why he married her. He only likes women from the defunct Soviet Union.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

'Does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson!'

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

There you go again, muddying up the issue with facts.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Wouldn't trust his footman or his parlourmaid though.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Senecal seems to have based his career on the little-known (perhaps apocryphal) novel Ever the Shit-Kicker, eh, Jeeves? in which the resourceful gentleman's gentleman saves his master, Bertie Trumpster, from the dire effects of building codes, Mexicans and the formidable Lady Palindrome.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

His parlourmaid, sadly, is no longer a ten.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Damn, but those Ethnics are so thin skinned. When has Trump ever said anything bad about Ethnicistan?

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Well, it wasn't Trump. Bone spurs, I have been lead to believe.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Yes, that pregnancy look does decrease their value.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

As Captain Beefheart said; 'Everybody's colored, otherwise you wouldn't see them.'

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

No, Donald Drumpf doesn't have a racist bone in his body.

ALL his bones are racist bones. Every last one of them is racist, to include his very very tiny penis bone.

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calliecallie's avatar

You know who else cared about racial purity?

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calliecallie's avatar

WTF? Detroit I can see, but Milwaukee? Does this guy not believe in beer?

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