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JCfromNC's avatar

I'm voting "Poop" on this article, but only because it seems the most appropriate response to have to the subject.

JCfromNC's avatar

Srsly. 5 minutes of listening to that blowhard would have me contemplating sticking pencils in my ears so that I wouldn't have to hear it anymore.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I suppose so, but I picture them all sitting around in their various living-room barca-loungers screaming out "TOILET!!!1!1!" at random intervals.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Trump is perhaps one of those rare individuals whose personality would be improved by heavy drinking.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

If you press your hoo-ha up against the door during the rinse cycle, you get a treat.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

He wasn't in Flint, he was in Battle Crack.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I work with teenagers, same here.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Or, perhaps more in tune with the demographic, like sitting watching the bug zapper all evening with nary a strike.

kloewent's avatar

I do not for one second believe that dumdum Donny washes his hands. Maybe #beBreast makes him wash the orange goo off if she let’s him touch her, but she probably has to get a housekeeper to do it since he cant do faucets good yet.

cleos_mom's avatar

My Mom had a dishwasher.

It never even once went "boom".

Malcolm Campbell's avatar

Jesus. How can anyone listen to him and not think his brain is broken?

brucej's avatar

Just gotta spend the $$ to get one: https://www.katom.com/027-L... I've worked ones like these. Yes they wash dishes in < 5 minutes. As an added bonus they'll turn your kitchen into a sauna.

hillarysleftone's avatar

seems to have gone from orange to brown. must've gotten through to him finally that he was, indeed, orange.

so he started yelling at the make-up person...never yell at the make-up person.

sillyclucker's avatar

Shits and giggles would be the best description.

Zap's avatar

"We're" not being impeached. YOU'RE being impeached, asshole.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

He doesn't like showers because he likes being a stank ass?