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JCfromNC's avatar

I'm voting "Poop" on this article, but only because it seems the most appropriate response to have to the subject.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Srsly. 5 minutes of listening to that blowhard would have me contemplating sticking pencils in my ears so that I wouldn't have to hear it anymore.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I suppose so, but I picture them all sitting around in their various living-room barca-loungers screaming out "TOILET!!!1!1!" at random intervals.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Trump is perhaps one of those rare individuals whose personality would be improved by heavy drinking.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

If you press your hoo-ha up against the door during the rinse cycle, you get a treat.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

He wasn't in Flint, he was in Battle Crack.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I work with teenagers, same here.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Or, perhaps more in tune with the demographic, like sitting watching the bug zapper all evening with nary a strike.

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kloewent's avatar

I do not for one second believe that dumdum Donny washes his hands. Maybe #beBreast makes him wash the orange goo off if she let’s him touch her, but she probably has to get a housekeeper to do it since he cant do faucets good yet.

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cleos_mom's avatar

My Mom had a dishwasher.

It never even once went "boom".

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

Jesus. How can anyone listen to him and not think his brain is broken?

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brucej's avatar

Just gotta spend the $$ to get one: https://www.katom.com/027-L... I've worked ones like these. Yes they wash dishes in < 5 minutes. As an added bonus they'll turn your kitchen into a sauna.

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hillarysleftone's avatar

seems to have gone from orange to brown. must've gotten through to him finally that he was, indeed, orange.

so he started yelling at the make-up person...never yell at the make-up person.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Shits and giggles would be the best description.

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Zap's avatar

"We're" not being impeached. YOU'RE being impeached, asshole.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

He doesn't like showers because he likes being a stank ass?

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