To the shock and surprise of absolutely nobody, Donald Trump's "Trump University" has been sued by the New York State attorney general's office for illegal business practices.
You have to be just a wee bit more subtle about it -- like Wal-Mart. Donny's problem is that he doesn't do "subtle".
Donald appears to believe he is above NY State law (or any law for that matter) because of his supposed stature in the business world. He's being informed by the highest ranking law enforcement official that his status has no influence on laws passed by the NY legislature and signed by its Governor.
He should have Phil Nickelson over for a warm plate of salted rat dick enchiladas.
tRump bankruptcy ends May 2005. tRump University founded May 2005. Just like Harvard, etc. NO WAIT. Not Harvard. <a href="http:\/\/www.clownschool.net\/" target="_blank">Clown College.</a>
Maybe they shouldn&rsquo;t buy their text books from Texas.
At least the hair would be more realistic.
It is somewhat disconcerting that you know that...
Don&#039;t you mean Death With Votes University?
You have to be just a wee bit more subtle about it -- like Wal-Mart. Donny&#039;s problem is that he doesn&#039;t do &quot;subtle&quot;.
To be fair, getting swindled does in fact teach a valuable lessson.
<i>&quot;stuff from which you will snag the profits while sticking them with the losses&quot;</i>
Preparing them to become Wall St. financiers and banksters.
Me Libel!
I thought it was a douche-weasel
A fine effort, though.
Your framing allows more comedic possibilities... third place award is lunch with Trump, etc. etc.
Same as the IRS? Really?
You mean that they went after a liberal fake university too?
No tweet denying the charges.
Donald appears to believe he is above NY State law (or any law for that matter) because of his supposed stature in the business world. He&#039;s being informed by the highest ranking law enforcement official that his status has no influence on laws passed by the NY legislature and signed by its Governor.
He should have Phil Nickelson over for a warm plate of salted rat dick enchiladas.
So Schneiderman is such a lightweight, he&#039;ll only take on guys the level of Trump? Is that what&#039;s being implied?
tRump bankruptcy ends May 2005. tRump University founded May 2005. Just like Harvard, etc. NO WAIT. Not Harvard. <a href="http:\/\/www.clownschool.net\/" target="_blank">Clown College.</a>
If only there was a way to motivate Phil to go out and do some work, there would be a Mickelson Institute of Golf University.