Donatator: John Kerry Gets 'Til It Hurts

Oh, the hilarity never stops. With just a few simple steps, you, too, can make it appear that people who wouldnot normally supportJohn Kerry actuallydo supportJohn Kerry. We're dying. You know what would be really funny? If someone made a pledge page for Wonkette supporting John Kerry!

Oops! Someone did!

Only we don't support John Kerry because of his enormous penis (though that's a good reason, too). We support John Kerry because he's so easy to buy off!

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