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elviouslyqueer's avatar

I'm always happy when someone lends a hand.

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Nalano635's avatar

It feels like there's a whole generation of conservatives who thought William F Buckley was a model to copy, when all he was good at was lying in an intellectual tone.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I didn't even choose to be born wealthy, what was I thinking?

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

You didn't learn about the Douchebag Doctrine school of thought in philosophy class?

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Daniel's avatar

I love them because they use what they think are big words and they use them wrongly, but they're so fucking smug about it.

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

I knew I shouldn't have slept in.

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Nalano635's avatar

"A stupid person's idea of a smart man."

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Bobathonic's avatar

I also don't understand why they think it would be hard to call someone who is obviously a douchebag a douchebag.

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

WHAR Bootstraps?

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Especially in a sticky situation.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Post-Pandemic Disestablishment Wonketarianism?

It's a new doctrine, but I think it will catch on.

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Nalano635's avatar

I can only assume he promptly burned his bailout check.

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

You know, your boss told me you need to get back to work or get fired - those widgets aren't going to make themselves

Why she thought to mention that during a conversation about a shipping contract I don't know

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Doctrinaire? Moi?

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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

*more fapping with French minor*

*gets arrested*

*rolls on Matt Gaetz*

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Also the only doctrinaire that The Royal Order of Bisexual and Lesbian Princesses believes in is God Loves Cunnilingus

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