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Lot_49's avatar

You gotta at least read far enough to see how many L's are in "Michelle."

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Lot_49's avatar

It's a lot more fun than investigating and arresting criminals that exist or crimes that occurred.

"How many Moorish terrorist attacks today, Seamus?"

"Nary a one, Sean."

"I'll be puttin ye in fer a promotion then."

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Somewhere, Donald Trump's hairpiece is trying to formulate how this is Obama's fault too.

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diogenez's avatar

"Don’t Blame Breitbart When...."

You have a flawed premise.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

When I was working down in St. Thomas I got cystitis and it was no day at the beach! I had to drink a large can of grapefruit juice a day (still can't stand the taste after all these years!) and no alcohol (even worse when Black Jack was $1.25 a fifth).

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I was basing my comment on Dashiell Hammett's writing that the newspaper boys framed him. Hammett had been a Pinkerton detective in The City and he knew what he was writing about.

Blacklisted in Hollywood (although innocent in court), Arbuckle found a little work (I believe as a film director) using the name "Will B. Good."

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The Quirk's avatar

Well, they accept Jesus as a prophet, which is a lot more consideration than Christians give Mohammed.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

RWNJs: They may be terrorists, but they're <i>our</i> terrorists, dadgummit!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That and Patsy clomping those coconut halves together.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I thought the reason our defense budget is so exorbitant (though still not large enough for the right wing) is so we can stop them over there before we have to stop them over here. If they are already here then we can CUT defense spending abroad, right?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Please correct me if I am mistaken, but it looks like the policeman on the far righthand is the late, great Fatty Arbuckle, framed by San Francisco reporters for a rape he did not commit.

Gotta peddle those papers! You betcha!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Amazon attack drones!

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Painter of Goats's avatar

And if that doesn't work, they love it enough to leave it.**

** Also see: 'Secession'

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