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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Next up - sniper monkeys and vuvuzela-playing beavers.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Well, if you don't mind looking like a guy who is over compensating for his undersized penis by carrying around a phallic symbol.....

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Hither and Yawn's avatar

Breaking news from WaPo. Burr stepping down as chair of Intel committee. Let's see if he takes step 2.

https://www.washingtonpost....

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I haz a confuze....

In the phrase “mash note cum job application,” is that ‘cum’ (“with”) in Latin, or the other colloquial meaning?

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LarrytheRed's avatar

Burr will claim he's the victim of a witch hunt, and Barr will defend the integrity of the DOJ and FBI. Let him explain that to Judge Sullivan in the Flynn case.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Do they eat murder hornets?

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EdR's avatar

That was the first thought that crossed my mind, but I immediately rejected it because as a GOP senator he will acquire Teflon armor in the near future and it will become Obama's fault.

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ScottGoode's avatar

Hahahaha. Oops

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tiredsucker's avatar

Almost as stupid as the guy who called his broker with insider info from the LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Let's just expunge all people named B-rr from office.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I don't know whether his doctor will allow it, but I'd like to buy Dr. Bright a drink or six after this testimony. Purely therapeutic.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Douchebag with mask protecting his chin is unaware that here in Realityland, we insist on randomized controlled studies for decisions.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, with online hearings, it would not have been impossible for Burr to continue chairing meetings from Leavenworth.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Misspelled "mashed nuts"?

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puredog's avatar

"Taking notes on a fucking criminal conspiracy?"

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