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Sounds more like they hate classic British science fiction.

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The ability to kiss El Presidente's ass, even when he doesn't ask for it.

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Clarke fitting into Bolton isn't something I want to contemplate.

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I am shocked that the pussy grabber has trouble finding quality people to work for him, especially given his reputation for screwing his employees.

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I still think Clarke could have been a fearsome Press Secretary, with the simple application of some tictacs as face flair.

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Leaves me out.

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"You see this city? I was the mayor of New York! but do they call me Mayor Giuliani? No!

I mention 9-11 every other heartbeat. Do they call me Rudy Noun Verb 911? No!

but if you don't fuck much of one goat..."

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I guess it's a testament to the strength of our governmental institutions that they haven't collapsed into anarchy with this sudden influx of criminal miscreants and third rate ignoramuses.

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Clarke has a little too much charm to follow an act like SHS.

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To many of us, those would be the disqualifying factors but to the Trump transition team, they were plus factors.

Though they may have frowned at Petraeus for not paying his mistress $130,000 to keep her yap shut.

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You have that exactly right. I saw many trolls argue that she, as former military, had that clearance.Narrator: She did not.

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I had not thought of that.

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As a Floridian, I am thankful for that.

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Extreme Vetting!

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So, I'm guessing you probably won't like the next Human Centipede movie

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Wait, what? Your "burp" gives you away as someone who has actually been able to eat during the Trump admin. Totally unfair!

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