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Dianna Deem's avatar

My mom is strawberry blonde. She has to draw on eyebrows.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

In fairness, we all do.

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Tom65's avatar

Latest poll has them tied at 47% (Monmouth). Considering the district, that's pretty damned good for Spanberger.

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johnnyandroidseed's avatar

Everyone knows that the leg clap is a secret antifa signal created by George Soros. 555

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ahughes798's avatar

I always wondered what happened to good 'ol Maccaca.

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ahughes798's avatar

Samoas 4-evah!

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ahughes798's avatar

When grilled, he obviously leaks fluid if you poke him with your fork.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Repugnicon Pizzagate? And bye the bye, I've got a theory that the PeeResident has no idea that Stormy has told the world about his shrimpy 'shroom unit. Who would have the guts to tell him?

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Zyxomma's avatar

No. From Outer Space.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Are you referring to fresh berries of the dingle variety? Or perhaps the dried ones? They go so well with toecheese.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Dammit, you took the words right outa my nose!

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george lastrapes's avatar

Give him a break! He's trying hard to give up boogers.

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george lastrapes's avatar

How big can a limo be before it becomes the proverbial short bus?

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Yeah, and leave the mints on your way out.

At first glance, I thought it was James Woods giving an acting lecture.

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george lastrapes's avatar

But socialism is okay as long as there's a Republigarch billionaire siphoning off most of those tax dollars and sharing with re-election committees.

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