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Tessie's avatar

What do they need to know when hurricane season is for? It's not like they're going to show up anyway.

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Rad's avatar

"Don't worry! Fearless Leader's plan for bad hurricanes aiming for the US will be to nuke them before they can make landfall! He smart!!!"

He wanted to do that in his first brimming toilet bowl of a term, this time, there is no one there to tell him that it's not a good idea, and he has the nukes.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

No license is needed to shoot a hurricane

Jesus, don't tell the hicks in Flarduh.

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ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

10 hurricanes. Is that more than 9?

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Billy Wigglestaff's avatar

Where are you at?

I'm in Poor Tortured.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Logistically, it seems to me that if someone tries to "run over" another person, it will cause him to trip and all flat on his face. Let's hope that happens to this a**hole.

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Revenant's avatar

I'm hoping for a sudden aneurism.

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motmelere's avatar

If the message is, "Don't take us seriously," I'm afraid I'll have to decline. Yes, they are a very bad joke; that doesn't make them less dangerous.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

What kind of moron thinks, "I'm going to make a joke that shows I know nothing about the responsibility I was given"?

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Zap's avatar

The fish is rotten from the head down.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

I don't even want to imagine the horrors awaiting people hit by a weather disaster in the next few years. Trump has taken the usual authoritarian practice of appointing incompetent loyalists to "big beautiful heights." Just being run-of-the-mill incompetent won't do it -- you have to be SPECTACULARLY incompetent, and either completely unaware of it, or completely unashamed if you are aware. My guess is that Trump's cabinet members are almost universally "way up high" on the Dunning-Kruger scale. Donald sure knows how to pick 'em.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Don’t worry, the regime will be working hard this summer and will be ready for when the first hurricane hits the U.S. coast to explain why it is all Biden’s fault.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

They'll have their corrective Sharpie pens in hand and ready to reroute those hurricanes. Reality is overrated, it seems.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Richardson had a study date with Empty Gee so they could both cram for their jobs.

Don't think a lot of studying went on.

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kmblue187's avatar

Well, don't be surprised if Trump discovers John Morales is an illegal immigrant and ships him off to some putrid prison.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I remember exactly what an inland hurricane was like pre-FEMA.

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Led Tassle's avatar

Paper towels? Won't anyone think of Rosie?

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Riggs Veda's avatar

Sigh. It’s a good life. Just wish me out to the cornfield now.

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kmblue187's avatar

I love Twilight Zone references.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I do not understand why Sir is so concerned about things being "Made in America". It's where all of Sir's mistakes are made, right here at home!

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Zap's avatar

It’s a large part of why we’re so great again.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Well hell, I survived Hurricane Katrina and it's aftermath for 4 years, so I have no doubt that I would be a better Acting FEMA chief than this douchebag because I have lots of experience on how to do it, and how not to do it. For example, don't park all the school buses you have lined up to rescue people from the SuperDome after the hurricane moves inland in a parking lot that is below sea level, so that parking lot floods and you can't use the buses, and 30,000 people are stuck in the SuperDome and the Convention Center for 5 days without food and water.

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Zap's avatar

Yep. Been there. Now I just GTFO as soon as possible.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

But if you do that, be sure to send in your mom, a former first lady who could pass for the Quaker Oats guy, to make insulting comments about the people forced to live in an Astrodome.

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