Remember all those wacky 2010 political ads from the idiots who are now all in Congress or running every state? (Except for Carly Fiorina?) Some jackass would squat on the ground and bang his head with a frying pan while eating Cheetoz through his nose, or what have you -- this was every entry level political ad in the past election cycle. Now we've got the "new wave" of sillypantses,
I tell not a lie. My two male cousins and a couple of friends of theirs would go into the fields at night, cut a hole in the fruit and fuck away. What&#039;s worse is they would put the plug back in and <i>leave it on the vine!</i>
Don&#039;t let a few sexual delinquents from Texas ruin watermelon. I <i>watched</i> them do it, and I still enjoy the fruit.
I do check for possible holes, though.
Waco.
wait blago peed on a fence and i paid an extra $110 as a member of &#039;the state&#039; b/c of it?
i am so voting for this guy.
When I was young, I had no sense, I pissed all over an electric fence. It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls, It made me crap my overalls.
I don&#039;t like the current this is taking.
I had family in Texas that fucked watermelons. Really.
I tell not a lie. My two male cousins and a couple of friends of theirs would go into the fields at night, cut a hole in the fruit and fuck away. What&#039;s worse is they would put the plug back in and <i>leave it on the vine!</i>
I do not associate with these people, btw.
Texas: America&#039;s petri dish of Republican thought.