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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't let a few sexual delinquents from Texas ruin watermelon. I <i>watched</i> them do it, and I still enjoy the fruit.

I do check for possible holes, though.

fuflans's avatar

wait blago peed on a fence and i paid an extra $110 as a member of 'the state' b/c of it?

i am so voting for this guy.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When I was young, I had no sense, I pissed all over an electric fence. It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls, It made me crap my overalls.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't like the current this is taking.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I had family in Texas that fucked watermelons. Really.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I tell not a lie. My two male cousins and a couple of friends of theirs would go into the fields at night, cut a hole in the fruit and fuck away. What's worse is they would put the plug back in and <i>leave it on the vine!</i>

I do not associate with these people, btw.

schmannity's avatar

Texas: America's petri dish of Republican thought.