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Philip Martin's avatar

Hey Luigi

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Penny Evans's avatar

Kristi Noem is just awful - dolled up like Barbie, posing in front of those poor men with her hideous banana lips. What on earth was the purpose of the sickening picture?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

She is a traitor against the constitutional republic millions have fought and bled and died for. For the safety of the public she should be locked up for the rest of her life.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

She has no business being in the public eye, let alone public office.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Oh, I thought she was from North Dakota for some reason. If People magazine—yes, it’s still around, and I know that because I shop in some really low-grade grocery stores—if People ever does a piece called “America’s Worst 100 People—Dog-Killers, Mean Drunks, and Boodlers,” I hope she’s on the top ten.

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DAWN J BRENNAN's avatar

Won't they all be brought before the Hague for crimes against humanity? Any chance? Any??

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San's avatar

During blithering idiot’s “let’s have a music” 40 minute stage party when he was supposed to be acting like a normal candidate needing votes that psycho stood up there trying to follow his dance leads and sometimes trying to usher him off stage and then oh no he’s dancing again so she tried to follow again and on and on. She showed her colors right then and there. Power hungry Gnome creep cosplaying a real person

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Perhaps a little vacay in that Salvadorian prison would give Her Ladyship time to reflect on her position?

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RRJKR's avatar

Being an unabashed dog person, IMO dog murdering is no less a crime than people murdering. Life without parole for either

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GenlyAi's avatar

The dog murderess is bucking for Most Punchable BITCH In Shitler's goon squad.

It's tough going, though, what with Scam Ho Blondi, Repulsi Crapper, etc.

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Staramour's avatar

I'd like some of the Dems to ask - pointedly - about the similarities of sending people irretrievably to El Salvador from the US, like people were sent to Auschwitz in Poland from Germany.

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RRJKR's avatar

Pissy with a lisp?

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Amongst so many wonderful turns of phrase in this fine piece of prose, Lord Gary of Legum:

"Donald Trump doesn’t hire Cabinet secretaries so much as he casts them"

[Chef's kiss]

Overall, 10 out of 10. 👏🏼

Also, at risk of nitpicking, as a former graphic designer I'm honor-bound to point out both Swalwell and the author ID'd the piss-poor photoshopping as Times New Roman, yet both Times New Roman and {OG} Times Roman are examples of serif fonts, i.e. they've got little footies and deely bobs at the tops and bottoms of letters as opposed to san serif fonts which do not have these stylized additions. It looks far more like Helvetica.... As an example (at least in my browser on my Mac) the articles herein are presented as serif font, and the comments below them are in the main — unless aided by coding or other alterations — presented as san serif.

I live to serve and serve to live. 🙇‍♂️

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John M. Cunningham's avatar

I think it's Calibri.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

I think you're correct.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Arrest her. Charge her. Prosecute her. Try her. Convict her. Then bury her under the El Salvadoran torture factory.

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Hannah's avatar

She will play the drill sergeant in Hurt Locker 2: The Sequel.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Her primping her hair while Johnson was making his remark about her photo ops and costume changes says it all about her priorities.

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San's avatar

I’d love to see pictures of her primping her during questioning. That’s a sign of seriousness…..about her looks.

Women thank you Gnome for making us look like we don’t have what it takes to actually think. Barbie Gnome wants everybody in the audience to know that she is considered fuckable.

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