Here's how Lamestream Media magazineVanity Fair describes the life of professional fraud and money-grubbing fame-beast Sarah Palin: "a sad and moldering strangeness lies beneath." Gross!
By any chance did the campaign buy any jockstraps for Levi, and if so, were they given back? I'm just asking, you know, for sake of balance and all.
Y'know, most people launder undergarments. Themselves. But that's most people, what was I thinking? I'm sure she's sorry she annoyed the Vanity Fair people. Its readers will dislike Sarah for the whole plane ride for which they bought the magazine.
I can't blame her for not wanting the browns (hotel staff) touching her dainties. Those folks are so underpaid they'll sell the soiled panties to the first mad scientist to come along who wants the DNA to make a kind of TeaParty Jurassic Park.
This is why Sarah Palin should retire and let her lookalike mannequin head take over. First, no body = no clothes to launder. (though possible drawback is no hands for talking points.) Second, mannequin head can easily keep that smile frozen on her(its?) face. Third, smarter.
i love my wonkette community more than i love my precious freedoms.
however, there is NO WAY i am reading the comments on this post.
By any chance did the campaign buy any jockstraps for Levi, and if so, were they given back? I'm just asking, you know, for sake of balance and all.
Y'know, most people launder undergarments. Themselves. But that's most people, what was I thinking? I'm sure she's sorry she annoyed the Vanity Fair people. Its readers will dislike Sarah for the whole plane ride for which they bought the magazine.
Beautiful!
I can't blame her for not wanting the browns (hotel staff) touching her dainties. Those folks are so underpaid they'll sell the soiled panties to the first mad scientist to come along who wants the DNA to make a kind of TeaParty Jurassic Park.
Ewwwwwww!11!
This is why Sarah Palin should retire and let her lookalike mannequin head take over. First, no body = no clothes to launder. (though possible drawback is no hands for talking points.) Second, mannequin head can easily keep that smile frozen on her(its?) face. Third, smarter.