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Being hardcore unemployed, I'm left wondering if my desperately needed UC and tax refund checks will be coming.

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I, for one, congratulate Bill Gates on his future election as President of the United States.

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They'd have to pay me to be a Repubican.

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I thought the Repubicans were paid in Goldline certificates.

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Ah, Roseanne Cash, who famously said she wanted to put the cunt back in Country!

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Wretched fucking refuse.....

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RE: Wisconsin

Thank you Diabold for your electronic voting system. A voting system based on MS Access? Really?

Fuck me with a twinky.

And downfisters, I see you and raise you my sweaty ball sack. Please feel free to join me for dinner on Saturday - I would love to here your opinions.

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I sir, want to share some fine whisky with you and the album titled "The List" by Roseanne Cash. Calexico is a great band and I just ordered Circo.

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Instead of changing the national motto from "E pluribus unum" to "In God we trust" in 1956, maybe they should have changed it to "caveat emptor."

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Austin, Texas. South side near Mary Street and South Congress. My primary abode is near Slaughter Lane, the last road before you enter Hays County.

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well as long scotus stays open...

i would hate to think clarence and sam and antony might miss an opportunity to stab somebody who's already down.

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As much as the current Congress of both parties is justly despised, I am against anything that would make it less likely for congresspersons to be able to afford Elavil, Haldol, and Lithium.

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Where is the anger people?

(Just so you know, I’m making that whole "Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers" face as I type this. Obviously, you can’t see that, but I feel like it’s important that you are aware of the fact so you can see just how truly outraged and horrified I am. And how very seriously you should take that.)

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In her defense, those fucktards at Microsoft really made MS Office Professional into a software package designed for visually challenged people who think Excel makes pretty graphs. I'm still tweaking my toolbars to make the shit work.

Ms. Nickolaus is nothing more than enabling player in the destruction of the middle class. The post from not that Dewey challenges her credability. She forget to use the "save" button? Does she think we're that stupid? Hell, she knows she can program the software to Autosave.

I sound like a geek. I'm done for today. Back to the liquor cabinet for some Jack Daniels (on sale this week at Twin Liquors in Austin) and I'm turning up my Ray LaMontane CD to 70 on the Bose while queing up Sheryl Crow.

Fight the honest fight Wisconsin. We're sending you checks.

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