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Vienna Woods's avatar

Whoo hoo!! 77.6% chance of an Obama victory... and climbing!!

Aaron's avatar

Maybe if the democratic candidates would wear caps with their platforms on the front people would vote for them.

PsycWench's avatar

Yeah, there's a man who sparks strong emotion and passion among voters. Anti-Romney riots, indeed.

PsycWench's avatar

Also, 90% of unskewed polls show that Santa Claus is bringing them a pony.

Fartknocker's avatar

The website looks like it was prepared using HTML for Dummies. Let me summarize: ROMNEY, ROMNEY, RYAN and then a web page on how to improve your credit score.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Polls schmolls...what I wanna know is if the unskewed polls are right and Rmoney wins, how do we get unscrewed?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

...and what about the poll data his supporters shoved up his ass?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Before we signed up for this class, we are assured there would be no math.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Quite happily for these idiots (Unskewed but Still Screwed) Intrade is running 70 - 30 for Mr. Obama.

They can bet the ranch on (r)Money!

fuflans's avatar

now i want to know more about that movie.

diogenez's avatar

There's got to be a way to make this work for that climate change nonsense.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"The difference means the Reuters/Ipsos poll over-sampled Democratic voters by 19.2 percent and under-sampled independent voters by 20 percent."

Looks like someone <i>finally</i> figured out how to open the windows on the Arithmetoplane!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

De plane, boss, de plane! Someone open de windows!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Select one:

1. Obama is a Kenyan commie.

a. Yes b. True c. Of course he is.