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Vienna Woods's avatar

Whoo hoo!! 77.6% chance of an Obama victory... and climbing!!

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Aaron's avatar

Maybe if the democratic candidates would wear caps with their platforms on the front people would vote for them.

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PsycWench's avatar

Yeah, there's a man who sparks strong emotion and passion among voters. Anti-Romney riots, indeed.

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PsycWench's avatar

Also, 90% of unskewed polls show that Santa Claus is bringing them a pony.

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Fartknocker's avatar

The website looks like it was prepared using HTML for Dummies. Let me summarize: ROMNEY, ROMNEY, RYAN and then a web page on how to improve your credit score.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Polls schmolls...what I wanna know is if the unskewed polls are right and Rmoney wins, how do we get unscrewed?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

...and what about the poll data his supporters shoved up his ass?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Before we signed up for this class, we are assured there would be no math.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Quite happily for these idiots (Unskewed but Still Screwed) Intrade is running 70 - 30 for Mr. Obama.

They can bet the ranch on (r)Money!

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fuflans's avatar

blah bias.

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fuflans's avatar

now i want to know more about that movie.

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diogenez's avatar

There's got to be a way to make this work for that climate change nonsense.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"The difference means the Reuters/Ipsos poll over-sampled Democratic voters by 19.2 percent and under-sampled independent voters by 20 percent."

Looks like someone <i>finally</i> figured out how to open the windows on the Arithmetoplane!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

De plane, boss, de plane! Someone open de windows!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Select one:

1. Obama is a Kenyan commie.

a. Yes b. True c. Of course he is.

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