Jesus Doesn't Care About Your Run-Off, Mr. Gresham Barrett!

• Maybe it is unfair to compare Helen Thomas to Hezbollah/The Final Solution, but you know what? Life isn't fair. [ The Corner ]

• John McCain stopped massaging his wrinkly wingnut scalp with SPF 40 just long enough to ask that someone murder Ahmadinejad and then start WWIII. [ Weekly Standard ]

• South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Gresham Barrett, who lost to a girl (!), is using all the usual garbage to help him in the run-off: You know, like talking about "character" and using "Christian rhetoric." Erick Erickson knows what you're up too, Barrett! Don't bullshit a bullshitter. [ RedState ]

• Rep. Virginia Foxx, one of many openly-crazy Congressladies, wants to capture all the feral illegal Mexicans with a GIANT FISHING NET. Yes, please! [ Think Progress ]

• Every day is 9/11 if you drive all willy-nilly on America'shighdeathways. [ Matt Yglesias ]