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Bottoms up!

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Worst "Home Alone" sequel ever.

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I learned this one weird trick my doctor didn't want me to know, and now I've paid off my mortgage early on my third bio-dome!

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I'm sorry, but it's only a matter of time before the bodies are located. Those poor children.

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I thought you were supposed to go to Disneyland.

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I imagine God kinda likes his life the way it is now, thank you.

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I think this is excellent advice. We sure as hell aren't going to change these people's thinking with education.

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I've been following this story for awhile, an I'm wondering if the sister might have taken off with the younger brother, to protect them both. I can hope.

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Make sure they bring Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and "the cans."

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I know, it's just that the leeway given white (ALLEGED) murderers collided with the concern for missing white children and appears to have created an ethical singularity.

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Through my sister (mentally ill sister) I have met a few of these doomsday types and Northern Idaho does seem to draw them like flies to crap. There is something wrong with all of them, seriously wrong. The kids are dead. They will have an apocalyptic explanation for why they killed them (to save them the horror of the tribulations, no doubt) and those people in Northern Idaho will just nod their heads in agreement.

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WTF! What does this have to do with Trump? Hope you fall off that bandwagon and find a more appropriate outlet to waive your Demo flag.. Pray those kids are found by people smarter than hotram1..

Chris

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I agree

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Mine has now figured out we put the heated mattress pad on our bed for the winter so he sleeps there as long as possible.

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Has anyone checked with Kimmy Schmidt?

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Yeah, but fucking off to Hawaii? You might as well scream "I'm Guilty" from a mountaintop.

You'd think they'd at least run to someplace without an extradition treaty.

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