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The women are. For sure. Can't say much about the men atm

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maybe he was busy watching the steve wilkos show when that part was revealed. next thing he'll b waiting 4 maury 2 tell him he is not the father.

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Do you think that anyone told these guys that Trump only pays promised money if a) the bribee has large breasts2) the bribee is still of use

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That is a key piece of information when agreeing to cop to a felony to protect one of Trump's cronies.

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Just bartenders and angry exes

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Mister Charlie is “Good White Folks” after all.

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Unlikely. Irish R&B singers generally don’t have friends.

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ewww, fuck that right off

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If Kavanaugh's confirmed, he's going to spend his entire SC career paying back the Democratic Party for his confirmation hearing. Fuck that fair and unbiased shit.

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Gosh, if only there were some federal bureau that specialized in investigating things... maybe then we could get a few questions settled. Alas, that there's no such thing.

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Thanks to the dedicated efforts of the Republican Party, the country understands that taking the fifth is the same as a guilty plea.

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Brought back from beyond!Geebuzz, so short on spokesvillains, they got to dig them up...

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:)

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Arkham for me. A higher class of people to associate with.

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Maybe it was a clone. Maybe Georgetown Prep is filled with clones of Brett Kavanaugh the way Brazil's filled with clones of Hitler.

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Someone other than Brett Kavanaugh might have assaulted Dr. Ford? Investigate the shit out of that allegation!

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Paid crisis actor!

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