Certainly if he gets a SCOTUS justice and wins the election. He will have carte blanche to go full Duterte, execute anyone he wants, etc. This country will not be a happy place.
The Wizard's CureKing Conan sat stunned at the news just brought in: The plague had reached the Aquilonian border! His citizens were already dying and whatever wizard Drumpfius Maximus had summoned to do his evil bidding knew how to send demonic entities across the frontiers to sow disease and death!"Oh to be at sword's point with this foul wizardry!" cried the brooding, bronzed giant as he slumped back on his throne. "Crom's devils! I long to get my hands upon the neck of that wizard ! There would an end to this coward's war fought with spells and curses and invisible demons! Though I have seen 78 summers come and go I still can strangle that piece of horse dung with these two hands and send him down to hell where Crom would roast him slowly on a bed of hot coals!" Conan then did something no courtier had ever seen before. He sat, indecisive, upon his throne and wondered aloud: "What can I do?"
At this a short, elderly man strode forth, dressed in a uniform decorated with the insignia of the Aquilonian Army Field Surgeons Corps and marched up the dais to stand next to King Conan. He then slapped the king so hard that Conan's head snapped to the side! The Field Surgeon then followed this up with another quick slap which snapped the king's head upon his bull-neck back to the center!With a bone-shaking war cry the Cimmerian Barbarian leaped to his feet drawing his infamous yard-long Ilbars knife and raising it over his head to deal a death blow. Everyone in the throne room drew back at the sight of the dark colossus, still an extremely vigorous specimen of manhood, without an ounce of spare fat upon his rock-ribbed, muscular frame, glaring with bloodlust at the diminutive assailant who had just struck him!
The Army Field Surgeon then declared: "I ask your forgiveness your majesty! When I saw you slump with despair I had to test whether you were our Conan or an impersonator sent by the tyrant Drumpfius to mislead us into defeatism! I see now that you are indeed our Conan by the fire in your eyes.
King Conan immediately lowered the blade and sheathed it.
"Faucius Antonius! You old quack! I do not know why I put up with your presumption and incessant provocations!"
"Because I alone, in all your court, have taken an oath to tend to you and your soldiers medical needs! Queen Zenobia herself ordered this and ordered you to never kill me whatever I do!"
Conan remained standing. "The question remains! What am I to do?"
Dr. Faucius Antonius replied: "Order the army to handle logistics and start distributing the masks Queen Zenobia had warehoused six months ago. Issue an edict that your subjects are to wear them until you order them not to.My own Field Surgeons Corps are already masked and gowned appropriately. Make it happen for all civilian health care workers. Speed is vital! Restrict large gatherings of people and mandate a protective distance zone. Anyone who becomes ill must be quarantined! Anyone who lives with that person must also quarantine! Everyone, including yourself, must start washing their hands at least 10 times a day. If you speedily implement these measures first we can then get some space to plan further while restricting the spread of this disaese!
King Conan then turned to his administrative staff and roared: " You heard him! Get out of my sight and make it all happen! VANISH YOU SCUMBAGS!"
Conan then whispered to Faucius: "Will I get to strangle a wizard? Chop Drumpfius with my axe? Will it count if I wash my hands to remove his blood and brains?
"I should know by now that a Cimmerian can be taken from the cold northern hills but there is no way to remove the Cimmerian from this throne!"
What's the point of him being there. They just ignore, contradict or lie about him. He could quit and become a loud voice of sanity opposing how this pit of dingdongs is handling this mess. The virus is in an upswing and Anus is claiming he has a cure and is immune.
Folks, I feel your frustration. We would all like to see Dr. Fauci tell Trump to fuck all the way off. But he has a responsibility that he is all to aware of. He has gone to great lengths to keep his job while maintaining his hard-won credibility with the American people. Fortunately, he's a smart guy. His decades of service -- and a few mistakes along the way -- has given him the skills to negotiate the rapids.
In the next six months, we will have vaccines, probably several of them, all of them rushed, all of them from competing companies that will no doubt be insulated from the economic and legal restraints that would normally prevent them from foisting something dangerous on the market.
They will be useless if not taken by enough of the public to provide herd immunity. No one trusts the administration, or big pharma, to ensure they are safe, even though they probably will be. No doctors or scientists have the stature to reassure the public
Except Anthony Fauci. That's why he sticks at his job, and that's why we need him to stick at his job. He really is the only scientist a majority of Americans trust. Kamala Harris said it herself: if Dr. Fauci vouches for a vaccine, she'll take it. Millions of Americans feel the same way.
We don't need another Trump detractor. We need a trusted professional. We have so few of them.
nobody gives a fuck about melanoma, oh wait no that's christmas
The former was the closing song at the 2016 GOP convention.....
Certainly if he gets a SCOTUS justice and wins the election. He will have carte blanche to go full Duterte, execute anyone he wants, etc. This country will not be a happy place.
In a week the Trump campaign will be just pulling random names from the electoral rolls and listing them as endorsing Trump.
Fauci won't be long for this administration. They already smear him regularly on the right.
Chapter 1206
The Wizard's CureKing Conan sat stunned at the news just brought in: The plague had reached the Aquilonian border! His citizens were already dying and whatever wizard Drumpfius Maximus had summoned to do his evil bidding knew how to send demonic entities across the frontiers to sow disease and death!"Oh to be at sword's point with this foul wizardry!" cried the brooding, bronzed giant as he slumped back on his throne. "Crom's devils! I long to get my hands upon the neck of that wizard ! There would an end to this coward's war fought with spells and curses and invisible demons! Though I have seen 78 summers come and go I still can strangle that piece of horse dung with these two hands and send him down to hell where Crom would roast him slowly on a bed of hot coals!" Conan then did something no courtier had ever seen before. He sat, indecisive, upon his throne and wondered aloud: "What can I do?"
At this a short, elderly man strode forth, dressed in a uniform decorated with the insignia of the Aquilonian Army Field Surgeons Corps and marched up the dais to stand next to King Conan. He then slapped the king so hard that Conan's head snapped to the side! The Field Surgeon then followed this up with another quick slap which snapped the king's head upon his bull-neck back to the center!With a bone-shaking war cry the Cimmerian Barbarian leaped to his feet drawing his infamous yard-long Ilbars knife and raising it over his head to deal a death blow. Everyone in the throne room drew back at the sight of the dark colossus, still an extremely vigorous specimen of manhood, without an ounce of spare fat upon his rock-ribbed, muscular frame, glaring with bloodlust at the diminutive assailant who had just struck him!
The Army Field Surgeon then declared: "I ask your forgiveness your majesty! When I saw you slump with despair I had to test whether you were our Conan or an impersonator sent by the tyrant Drumpfius to mislead us into defeatism! I see now that you are indeed our Conan by the fire in your eyes.
King Conan immediately lowered the blade and sheathed it.
"Faucius Antonius! You old quack! I do not know why I put up with your presumption and incessant provocations!"
"Because I alone, in all your court, have taken an oath to tend to you and your soldiers medical needs! Queen Zenobia herself ordered this and ordered you to never kill me whatever I do!"
Conan remained standing. "The question remains! What am I to do?"
Dr. Faucius Antonius replied: "Order the army to handle logistics and start distributing the masks Queen Zenobia had warehoused six months ago. Issue an edict that your subjects are to wear them until you order them not to.My own Field Surgeons Corps are already masked and gowned appropriately. Make it happen for all civilian health care workers. Speed is vital! Restrict large gatherings of people and mandate a protective distance zone. Anyone who becomes ill must be quarantined! Anyone who lives with that person must also quarantine! Everyone, including yourself, must start washing their hands at least 10 times a day. If you speedily implement these measures first we can then get some space to plan further while restricting the spread of this disaese!
King Conan then turned to his administrative staff and roared: " You heard him! Get out of my sight and make it all happen! VANISH YOU SCUMBAGS!"
Conan then whispered to Faucius: "Will I get to strangle a wizard? Chop Drumpfius with my axe? Will it count if I wash my hands to remove his blood and brains?
"I should know by now that a Cimmerian can be taken from the cold northern hills but there is no way to remove the Cimmerian from this throne!"
They've been using both songs for years. Why not use them again in an ad in which you are also insinuating an endorsement from Fauci?
What's the point of him being there. They just ignore, contradict or lie about him. He could quit and become a loud voice of sanity opposing how this pit of dingdongs is handling this mess. The virus is in an upswing and Anus is claiming he has a cure and is immune.
He is, however, on the short-list for the Noble Piss Prize.
Sire, you bear a striking resemblance to the piss boy!
The Xtians wear socks with their sandals?
HERESY!!!11!!
Christy got released from the hospital.
Trump rips off performers at his hate rallies, so what did anybody expect?
The language of their holy book.
Folks, I feel your frustration. We would all like to see Dr. Fauci tell Trump to fuck all the way off. But he has a responsibility that he is all to aware of. He has gone to great lengths to keep his job while maintaining his hard-won credibility with the American people. Fortunately, he's a smart guy. His decades of service -- and a few mistakes along the way -- has given him the skills to negotiate the rapids.
In the next six months, we will have vaccines, probably several of them, all of them rushed, all of them from competing companies that will no doubt be insulated from the economic and legal restraints that would normally prevent them from foisting something dangerous on the market.
They will be useless if not taken by enough of the public to provide herd immunity. No one trusts the administration, or big pharma, to ensure they are safe, even though they probably will be. No doctors or scientists have the stature to reassure the public
Except Anthony Fauci. That's why he sticks at his job, and that's why we need him to stick at his job. He really is the only scientist a majority of Americans trust. Kamala Harris said it herself: if Dr. Fauci vouches for a vaccine, she'll take it. Millions of Americans feel the same way.
We don't need another Trump detractor. We need a trusted professional. We have so few of them.