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Cheney has several of Saddam's body doubles locked up in his sex dungeon. No need for robot simulacra. Cheney's tastes are too baroque for that.

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she "can carry on a discussion and expresses her love to you. She can talk to you . . .

That really defeats the whole purpose of a sex robot, am I right fellas?

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He ended up not working at that job anymore. I can be fierce sometimes.Good job! 🤝

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Could do worse than that!

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To be fair, most Dem campaigns don't have quite as much material to work with.

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ISWYDT

No respect, I tell ya!!

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I am never going to go to Wegner’s again to get a charcuterie board, let alone my raw asparagus and salsa plate!

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Despite this (I assume) fan art, Nano is NOT a sex robot--at least, not in canon. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Gives a new meaning to Baghdad Bob, no?

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Spoiler: In Dr. Oz's next campaign video, he will blame the skyrocketing price of canned clams on Joe Biden and John Fetterman.

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Does ice run in your veins? Just for that, I will give you the cold shoulder. Frigid air will waft in your direction and Disqus will freeze your account. (Although, to be fair, that will only be because Disqus sucks.)

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Republicans attacked John Kerry by saying “looked French” but they don’t bat an eye when this pretentious twit uses a fancy French term for what everyone in PA would call a veggie tray.

And it was obvious he wasn’t seriously making a veggie tray, he was just poking around the produce aisle looking for the most expensive vegetables he could find.

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Dr. Oz is truly RURal.

(I believe this may be the first-ever Karel Čapek joke, at least on yr humble mommyblog.)

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