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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Remember the good old days when the Secret Service was a drunken, whoremongering, equipment-misplacing embarrassment to administration officials and not the other way around like it is now?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

We're really, REALLY lucky that nothing bad has happened so far.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

By all means, let's fire the smart people who know where all the goddamn bathrooms are. That's working out great in the Executive Branch.

canis domum's avatar

Pelosi is the only smart Dem? Who knew.

khanurik's avatar

And carded a 17 like a common Kim Jong-un

Amethyst πŸ’™β™ŒπŸ€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Just retire, Ronny, and tell all. You can get a book deal and make the rounds on every cable news talk show.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Trump: Obama said I could keep my doctor!!!!

Zyxomma's avatar

I. Just. Can't. Anymore.

RogationDays's avatar

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ FFS, do you really want to propagate this nonsense? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

RogationDays's avatar

Some Wonkers (janecita was one) came up with King Merde and King Mierdras (is that right Spanish speaking Wonkers?). https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

She's been doing a solid job of hoodwinking President* Bitch Tits so far.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

why don't they just hire Nurse Ratched?

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

What brilliant casting. I really want Alan Tudyk to play someone but can't decide who