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Remember the good old days when the Secret Service was a drunken, whoremongering, equipment-misplacing embarrassment to administration officials and not the other way around like it is now?

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We're really, REALLY lucky that nothing bad has happened so far.

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By all means, let's fire the smart people who know where all the goddamn bathrooms are. That's working out great in the Executive Branch.

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Pelosi is the only smart Dem? Who knew.

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And carded a 17 like a common Kim Jong-un

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Just retire, Ronny, and tell all. You can get a book deal and make the rounds on every cable news talk show.

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Trump: Obama said I could keep my doctor!!!!

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King Turdass.

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I. Just. Can't. Anymore.

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🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 FFS, do you really want to propagate this nonsense? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Some Wonkers (janecita was one) came up with King Merde and King Mierdras (is that right Spanish speaking Wonkers?). https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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She's been doing a solid job of hoodwinking President* Bitch Tits so far.

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Who reads corrections anyway?

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why don't they just hire Nurse Ratched?

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What brilliant casting. I really want Alan Tudyk to play someone but can't decide who

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