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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Remember the good old days when the Secret Service was a drunken, whoremongering, equipment-misplacing embarrassment to administration officials and not the other way around like it is now?

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

We're really, REALLY lucky that nothing bad has happened so far.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

By all means, let's fire the smart people who know where all the goddamn bathrooms are. That's working out great in the Executive Branch.

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canis domum's avatar

Pelosi is the only smart Dem? Who knew.

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khanurik's avatar

And carded a 17 like a common Kim Jong-un

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Amethyst πŸ’™β™ŒπŸ€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Just retire, Ronny, and tell all. You can get a book deal and make the rounds on every cable news talk show.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Trump: Obama said I could keep my doctor!!!!

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WorkInProgress's avatar

King Turdass.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I. Just. Can't. Anymore.

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RogationDays's avatar

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ FFS, do you really want to propagate this nonsense? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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RogationDays's avatar

Some Wonkers (janecita was one) came up with King Merde and King Mierdras (is that right Spanish speaking Wonkers?). https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

She's been doing a solid job of hoodwinking President* Bitch Tits so far.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Who reads corrections anyway?

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

why don't they just hire Nurse Ratched?

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

What brilliant casting. I really want Alan Tudyk to play someone but can't decide who

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