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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He was doin' it backwards!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They sent Igor out to get one for her... what could possibly go wrong?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"point of contention" hurr hurr hurr.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The name tag is a nice, subtle touch.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is there any other kind?

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

That's why we Lutherans drink grape Kool-Aid as the blood of Christ.

(I can never resist a chance to quote my favorite line from <i>Drop Dead Gorgeous</i>.)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Her special this week is a MacDUI.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Gideon checked out and left it no doubt to help with MacDonald's <strike>revival</strike> regaining consciousness.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Rob Ford libelz!!!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Memo to sanctimonious Xtards: Being meddlesome has a downside.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Mark 12.17: <i>Render under Caesar that which is Caesar's, you stupid, bigoted twunt of an attorney who may be even less qualified than Oily Taintz, esq., D.D.S.</i>

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Fartknocker's avatar

The lady to the immediate right behind Candidate McDonald has got the Bachmann's crazy eyes.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's "Veuillez vous lever!" in French courts. No bibble.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, we don't call it "demon rum" for nothing.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

To paraphrase Jed Bartlet - If they promise to wear gloves, can the Minnesota Vikings still play football?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I found it! She was arrested for Contempt of Court when she <a href="" target="_blank">refused to stop taking pictures during a break in proceedings</a>. She came back in the wheelchair because she literally refused to do anything the court officers told her to do:

<em>Another court bailiff, Tim Gonder, was subsequently brought to the stand, where he testified that MacDonald had not cooperated with basic instructions from court personnel during her detention.

“She asked me to put her shoes and her glasses on,” Gonder said. “I advised her that was her job and she would not do it. The only reason she’s in a wheelchair is because she would not even stand up to be a part of these proceedings. We had to lift her from her seat and seat her in the chair to get her here.”</em>

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