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He was doin' it backwards!

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They sent Igor out to get one for her... what could possibly go wrong?

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"point of contention" hurr hurr hurr.

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The name tag is a nice, subtle touch.

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That's why we Lutherans drink grape Kool-Aid as the blood of Christ.

(I can never resist a chance to quote my favorite line from <i>Drop Dead Gorgeous</i>.)

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Her special this week is a MacDUI.

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Gideon checked out and left it no doubt to help with MacDonald's <strike>revival</strike> regaining consciousness.

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Rob Ford libelz!!!

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Memo to sanctimonious Xtards: Being meddlesome has a downside.

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Mark 12.17: <i>Render under Caesar that which is Caesar's, you stupid, bigoted twunt of an attorney who may be even less qualified than Oily Taintz, esq., D.D.S.</i>

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The lady to the immediate right behind Candidate McDonald has got the Bachmann's crazy eyes.

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It's "Veuillez vous lever!" in French courts. No bibble.

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Hey, we don't call it "demon rum" for nothing.

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To paraphrase Jed Bartlet - If they promise to wear gloves, can the Minnesota Vikings still play football?

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I found it! She was arrested for Contempt of Court when she <a href="" target="_blank">refused to stop taking pictures during a break in proceedings</a>. She came back in the wheelchair because she literally refused to do anything the court officers told her to do:

<em>Another court bailiff, Tim Gonder, was subsequently brought to the stand, where he testified that MacDonald had not cooperated with basic instructions from court personnel during her detention.

“She asked me to put her shoes and her glasses on,” Gonder said. “I advised her that was her job and she would not do it. The only reason she’s in a wheelchair is because she would not even stand up to be a part of these proceedings. We had to lift her from her seat and seat her in the chair to get her here.”</em>

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