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Well, Princip was a member of the BLACK Hand. Just saying.

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Genghis Khan was an effective and reform-minded ruler whose descendants ruled over great artistic and cultural exchange and efflorescence. You know, once they got done piling the skulls up on the steppes.

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They ARE mostly Oldz with the diabeetus and the Hoverround obesity.

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Actually, it looks like a smirkgasm.

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I'm guessing they didn't rinse the mercury out very effectively.

I mean, there's a <em>reason</em> that "the mad hatter" is a thing, and it wasn't Lewis Carroll that invented the concept.

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Poland's boyfriend should have protected her and she shouldn't have been out so late at night

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You've clearly been slacking on reading <em>Sundays with the Christianists</em>. Remediate this deficiency forthwith!

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your move, Pinochet

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imply? He's not nearly that subtle...

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Drudge, being better informed than Alex Jones, knows that Mao is not a communist because China is our best <strike>market</strike> <strike>trading partner</strike> <strike>new overlord</strike> <strike>purchaser of our companies</strike> <strike>importer of jobs</strike> friend.

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Alex Jones would just sucker punch McKayla to prove his manhood

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over Macho Grande?

No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande

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with votes

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besides, hygiene is a liberal commie plot

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the wrath of Khan

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