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now that's funny!

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Well, the Trimpies think white people need them to tell us what to think and who to support, so why not black people too?

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Do you think it would sink in to Trump supporters if we explained we feel the same way about Donald Trump as they do about Barack Obama?

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I have it on good authority that Jr. doesn't call his father "Dad". He calls him "Blocked Number".

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May 3, 2018. God, that was so long ago.

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Matt prefers the rusty variety.

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If you remember, George W. Bush stopped blaming Bill Clinton for all his fuckups on January 20, 2009.

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No one cares what Mitch thinks about anything.

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Nope. If you’re so far gone as to be part of the MAGA crowd you’re irredeemable

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The loopy wingnut obsession with Obama is beyond stalkerish. Alex. Drudge. Guys. I get it. He's good looking, intelligent, accomplished and charming. But he already has an equally good looking, intelligent, accomplished and charming wife and I'm afraid he's simply not interested. You're going to have to let it go, dudes. It's not happening.

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I already have a copy of Jay-Z's black album crossed with the Beatles' white album, by Danger Mouse. Its title? The Grey Album.

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Gay rumors about the Keebler Elf? I may only be gay on the internet, but I’m offended in real life. Sure I crack jokes about Lindsey Graham because he’s a southern belle in drag with an overt fascination for servicemen, but that’s because he leaves nothing to the imagination. Trying to shame butterbeans is just homophobic hatred, trying to belittle someone for being gay as if being gay were a problem. I don’t have a gaydar worth calibrating, but Sessions isn’t exactly showing up in a Bonnet like Graham. This is just spiteful gay bashing.

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I’d like to say I’m posting this because it’s relevant, but it’s only because it’s from my favorite movie

https://youtu.be/jKCQNx0mgBQ

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There's a documentary about Public Enemy where Professor Griff makes it clear that the rest of the group totally disassociated themselves from "Flava of Love". But whatcha gonna do, the guy was added to the group precisely as the random factor/comic relief.

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I'd rather listen to Flavor-Flav than Jay-Z - but I'm old.

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The Libya model? Is Italy going to invade NK?

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