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can we back to butter beer and why people aren't posting on facebook?

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Too many syllables.

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Too late.

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At least it's an ethos.

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Garrghh.

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I was thinking more about the wingnuts, who just looooooooooove him, heads exploding.

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What fools we've been, voting for the blah man!

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Yes, that was an incredibly fappable video.

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Sprinkles? The affair was with a stripper?

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The choice of seat on the bus can be relevant too.

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And the real Amercian <a href="http:\/\/www.kansascity.com\/2012\/11\/07\/3904631\/wichita-voters-reject-fluoridated.html" target="_blank">"Voters in the city of Wichita rejected fluoridated water on Tuesday, as they did in 1964 and 1978."</a>

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I know. That three-way between Pierce Brosnan, Denise Richards, and Judi Dench from The World is not Enough director's cut is forever etched in my memory.

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Who?

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I'll bet it was Joanie Caucus; that "hip replacement" business was just a cover.

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The general was just taking a (ahem) hands-on approach to background checks.

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If this affair was with a dude, I will SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM ECSTASY!

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