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fuflans's avatar

can we back to butter beer and why people aren't posting on facebook?

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bobbert's avatar

Too many syllables.

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bobbert's avatar

Too late.

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bobbert's avatar

At least it's an ethos.

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bobbert's avatar

Garrghh.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I was thinking more about the wingnuts, who just looooooooooove him, heads exploding.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

What fools we've been, voting for the blah man!

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Yes, that was an incredibly fappable video.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Sprinkles? The affair was with a stripper?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The choice of seat on the bus can be relevant too.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And the real Amercian <a href="http:\/\/www.kansascity.com\/2012\/11\/07\/3904631\/wichita-voters-reject-fluoridated.html" target="_blank">"Voters in the city of Wichita rejected fluoridated water on Tuesday, as they did in 1964 and 1978."</a>

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I know. That three-way between Pierce Brosnan, Denise Richards, and Judi Dench from The World is not Enough director's cut is forever etched in my memory.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Who?

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Mahousu's avatar

I'll bet it was Joanie Caucus; that "hip replacement" business was just a cover.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

The general was just taking a (ahem) hands-on approach to background checks.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

If this affair was with a dude, I will SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM ECSTASY!

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