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Tiny kaiju's avatar

And clumsy idiots abound. Imagine having to fish a WW2 vet out the reflecting pool

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I wouldn't be at all upset if George Will choked himself with his pompous little bow tie while fapping to his fantasy of being George Plimpton

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Would I be wrong in guessing that Park services employee do say "NO" a lot? As in "No, you can not start a campfire in a garbage barrel" or "No, growing weed in a National Park is still illegal." Or " No, Old Faithful is not like a lawn sprinkler and no, you can not run through the erupting geyser naked."

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

There's a sale on at Macy's.

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Really? You have given me hope for humanity. I figured the trip was set up before hand so the vets could give the black guy the finger.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you're feeling short of breath, it might be because the mouth-breathers are using up all the oxygen today.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Seymour Hersh can joing him - two more senile Faux News talking heads won't make much difference.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

>points in general* direction of gall bladder<

*very general

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PubOption's avatar

Has the Vietnam Wall been walled off?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

butt crack, mostly

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

felating a statue, no doubt

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what if there's vandalism?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

PARKNADO!!1!

MALLYNDRA!!1!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“President Obama and Harry Reid wanted the government to shut down, so they could say ‘Look at those evil Republicans, they want this to happen.’ '

I'm going to speculate that fully 75% of the public recognizes that this teabagging Republicunt just flat-out, shamelessly lied, right to their faces. Maybe this is the wakeup call the not-stupid majority of Americans needed.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I know it's true because Twitter said so!!!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hell hath no fury like a wingnut scorned.

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