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Tiny kaiju's avatar

And clumsy idiots abound. Imagine having to fish a WW2 vet out the reflecting pool

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I wouldn't be at all upset if George Will choked himself with his pompous little bow tie while fapping to his fantasy of being George Plimpton

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Would I be wrong in guessing that Park services employee do say "NO" a lot? As in "No, you can not start a campfire in a garbage barrel" or "No, growing weed in a National Park is still illegal." Or " No, Old Faithful is not like a lawn sprinkler and no, you can not run through the erupting geyser naked."

Tiny kaiju's avatar

There's a sale on at Macy's.

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Really? You have given me hope for humanity. I figured the trip was set up before hand so the vets could give the black guy the finger.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you're feeling short of breath, it might be because the mouth-breathers are using up all the oxygen today.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Seymour Hersh can joing him - two more senile Faux News talking heads won't make much difference.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

>points in general* direction of gall bladder<

*very general

PubOption's avatar

Has the Vietnam Wall been walled off?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

felating a statue, no doubt

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what if there's vandalism?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

PARKNADO!!1!

MALLYNDRA!!1!

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“President Obama and Harry Reid wanted the government to shut down, so they could say ‘Look at those evil Republicans, they want this to happen.’ '

I'm going to speculate that fully 75% of the public recognizes that this teabagging Republicunt just flat-out, shamelessly lied, right to their faces. Maybe this is the wakeup call the not-stupid majority of Americans needed.

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...I know it's true because Twitter said so!!!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hell hath no fury like a wingnut scorned.